I love my job so much! I spend the day writing emails to my beloved coworkers that I dearly appreciate and then go home and do it all over again except through the form of cringy fanfiction!

Have a great day co-workers,

Pupper.

P.S.: Geoff has been spreading rumors about me being obsessed with peanut butter, which is defamation (if I recall correctly) as I love that particular food item a normal healthy amount. This is me clearing things up. If you're reading this Geoff, please stop, no one talks to me anymore because they think I'm oddly into peanut butter to the point of insanity, I hope you're happy.