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CypherParadigm rated Harem Hotel

A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android.

There is almost too much going on with this game. Some of the scenes happen out of order depending on who's storyline you progress first. I did one with moon and Kali only to have the Moon and kali first scene appear the next time i entered the lobby. Also some of the scenes force you to watch them by entering different rooms, which wouldn't be so bad if it didn't happen all the time.

You have to do almost everything in the game in order to complete it so you can't just choose not to do something like buying the garden, until you have Jin. You have to purchase it for Pixels storyline early on. And if you progress Maria's storyline before progressing the twins it locks you out until you buy Sylvia. (which is a tall ask for someone like me jsut trying the game out with no foreknowledge) But she still appears in other scenes like Kali's, which is kind of weird to see.

You also are forced to work the Bar shift a few to many times and sell pinups in order to buy Sylvia. You get a boost of money from completing part of Kali's storyline, but then you have to spend that on the Bar most likely unless you were already selling pinups and working at the bar.

Some of the scene's have so much dialogue it's like reading a book. For instance all of Autumn's church visits and the Queen of the Elves 3 day scene through Lin. The girls talk about getting pregnant but never do, which may be something that happens later but I couldn't bring myself to finish the game.

Some scene's require you to raise a girls sluttiness or exhibitionist traits, but they don't warn you beforehand so you end up missing out because you had no forewarning. Or didn't have time to train them.

It's a really big game, and it had a decent story. The music is just one long loop and gets old after a while. But it isn't bad, my main gripe is the story is so long it takes forever to understand what's going on, and then it changes into something else entirely. At first your a hotel owner trying to build a harem, then your keeping secrets for fairies, then your on the run from the law helping the elves, then your helping religious nutjobs kill all of the elves, then your helping the elf queen, it just keeps changing like its five games in one. And no one told the developer haw to separate them.

I was pretty sure if I kept playing Orcs were gonna be living on the moons. It's just a lot of information to process and not much of a game really. It's more like a novel that portrays itself like a game. So unless your here to read 50+ hours of content, while repeating the same repeatable scenes to level up all the girls you can. This game probably isn't for you. It was fun AF at first, but then it dragged on and on, and you have to read so much dialogue. It gets sort of annoying.