OnlyCans is the epitome of SFW erotica. The goal of the game is to arouse soda cans until they burst. There are 39 different brands of soda to arouse, each with their own personalities and outfits.

The gameplay consists of a bar at the bottom of the screen with a cursor moving rapidly back and forth. The goal is to click on the icon that is randomly placed along this bar. The player is given 30 seconds to hit their mark as much as possible before the time runs out. Your performance is letter graded from Flat to Sparkling. Aiming successfully results in extreme vocals.

You've been warned.