Not good. As a parody, it was too heavy-handed, practically a hair's breadth away from just saying "this is what I think about this". As an online exploration game, it was shallow and over in less than an hour. The only thing possibly of merit would've been the UI design, had it not been used to create such a cramped and unpleasant experience. Honestly, it feels like it could've worked, and really well, but in the end so many things are just too wrong here.
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