Ok so the elaborate "lost cursed videogame" getup ends up as mainly a way to get out of having an actual ending. Who cares? This still made me giggle like a drain for a good half hour (the screens between levels are even funnier than they need to be) and is exactly the kind of twisted little gem that keeps me digging through random Itch curiosities. As Devolver's "Carrion" is to John Carpenter, this is endearingly Howard Hawks...
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