Made me grin so hard at the end.
Thank you for this game.
Update: After reading Issue 2, I want Ahab to step on me. Made me not only grin, but turn red too. There are... many things I could say (mainly about Ahab), but in lieu of keeping this... PG-13, I will not be typing them here.
In any case, once again, wonderful job. You slayed the competition hard.
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