I tried this game for a bit of a laugh and I really did get a bit of a laugh!  The dialogue is pieced together by the game AI and it really does come out a bit rough, but it makes it funnier still. This guy has to be the most finicky, annoying bloke I've ever encountered who just isn't satisfied unless you're soaping him up *exactly* the way he wants. And to top it off, he rates you too.   
A fun 5 minutes :D