This game is great. Fantastic. One of the goats, even. But I have some problems with it. I'm not here today, however, to talk about how annoying actually getting the correct path in the church quest is, or why the target box in the cooking minigame is in the corner instead of in the center of the screen, drawing my eyes away from the adorable chibi cheering me on. No, today I'm talking about the fact that there is exactly zero cuddling. The couch is RIGHT THERE dawg.

Let me spoon the robot. Possibly while kissing/holding hands.

Good to see another cultured individual.

I won't spoil it for others who go crazy for romantic shit in their porn, but let me tell you:

I take back everything I said (except the other criticisms that I didn't get into in depth)