I decided to make this cause idk i feel like we should have one of these in english. Do we already have one of these? Idk
Before Noer
In the beginning, a god named Justice created the universe of Lonarpg and rented it out to Cthulu and Shub Niggurath- otherwise known as the Sea Witch and the Fortune teller.
Then, on May 6th, 1321st, the advent of the Saints began. Who are these Saints? What did they do? I don't know; Though one of them might have been a time traveler due to the saint's artifact being quite literally a button that summons an airstrike.
Then the Saints' religion was founded, a religion that disregarded the initial 3.
The History of Noer
Meanwhile, somewhere in the ocean stood an unnamed island filled with humanoid fish creatures known as "The deep ones." These deep ones were the indigenous people of Noer Island, and were held under the watchful eye of the Sea Witch. Then on January 2nd, 1550, pioneers from Ingeland came to the island and began to colonize it, slowly building the Island of Noer as we know it today.
However, the creation of the Noer City State stirred a lot of conflict with the Deep Ones, escalating into a war between the two, one that ended in the humans' favour, presumably because of Leroy Jenkins' heroic charge heavily increasing the soldiers' morale. Then, as the war ended, the Deep Ones were banished to another island known as Atopia, and lived there until they re-inhabited the Noer Island upon its inevitable collapse. Then, moving forward from the pioneers' victory, they continued living normally for many years, turning it into a port transit for east-west trade and building two cities to hold their inhabitants: Noer City and Sybaris.
However, on December 5th, 1771, something strange happened. Shub Niggurath squares up with a child, and not only does she lose miserably, but she ends up tripping so hard that she spills all of her one thousand children onto Sybaris and loses all her powers, casting the entire city in a crimson hellscape to which she is powerless to control.
Justice then returns pissed at Shub, and the people of Sybaris then make their escape to then flood Noer City as refugees.
Then enter:
DA UNKNOWN DIRTY STREET RAATT ! ! !
Lona, a famished little girl (Whose over the age of 21) born into a merchant family (Whose mother/father might be a relative to Shub??), escaped Sybaris amongst the other refugees and finds herself in Noer City broke asf. She then continues her days in Noer Island grinding out money for a ticket to leave while thugging out every grape pit thrown at her.
If there's anything important I missed, let me know.
Since this game is literally in its beta, there's bound to be edits as more versions come along to add to the lore.