ooohh its the new armor eczema added recently. 

This guy just got armor literally no one has seen before and nobody gave a fuck???

THEY COMPLETED IT?!?!

Or are you talking about the bad ending where he gets shot up? I already know that if thats the case

He's literally built to sacrifice himself in the end. And besides, theres only one bed left on the boat and i doubt eccma would be bold enough to have it be Vineet's (Unless...?)

His death would also be a huge motivator for Cecily to leave Noer, mind ya.

Who would win in a fight? Justice or Lindamea from Black Souls?

You can pay for his subscriberstar and get the game for alot cheaper

Nah but that would totally be a cool "give up" ending

in the burning keg. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

What are some stuff yall would like to see once sybaris drops? 

For me, I'm just hoping that we get to learn more about lona and her family.

Finish the game as quickly as possible in real-time. Well, maybe this method could be more efficient for that but until i test it out with a timer, i think it isnt really efficient

Hey man im not saying that hording loot from dead drunkards aint a bad idea, but that sounds pretty bad for a speedrun.

Leave at day 1

Huh??? how tf do you do that??

Im planning on doing a Lonarpg doom mode speedrun and i was wondering if yall got any tips.

I really like how this weapon plays but honestly it just feels really underwhelming compared to other weapons like the halberd.

Is this weapon just bad like that or do i just suck?? Is there some sort of strategy im missing out on that makes this weapon usable?

I put a pitchfork in a dark cauldron once. Just one pitchfork, right? Seemed innocent enough. Ten seconds. Ten. Fucking. Seconds. The smell. It wasn't a pitchfork. It was... I don't know, a ghost of something you shouldn't have been able to smell. Like if a tiny, shriveled abomination died in a vat of boiling acid. It looked like a long, angry, purple orkind trying to escape its own existence. I poked the backside of a rabbit with the pitchfork. It squished in a way that felt profoundly wrong, like the sound of a Noer island folding in on itself. I didn't eat it. I couldn't. I just stared at it for a good five minutes, my mind a blank, terrified canvas. Cocona started yowling at the dark cauldron later that night, for no reason. I think she saw something. I think the pitchfork opened a portal to a dimension where everything is just slightly off-kilter and smells faintly of a charred wooden club. Don't cook pitchforks, man. The risk is not worth the reward. The reward is a thin, black pole bearing terrible claws that speaks all that is abhorrent to whoever lays in its grasp. The risk is everything. This isn't a joke. I am not a rogue. This is a cry for help. The pitchfork is watching me from the piles of rubbish within the faraway corners of Noer city. I can feel its cheap, reliable, spectral pitchfork gaze. I'm not crazy. I'm just a girl who put a pitchfork in a dark cauldron by accident. Send help. Or don't. It's too late for me. The pitchfork wins.

Not sure about gnomes, but dwarves definitely

The tutorial's Moot guy says that he has Dwarven blood in him, along with the blood of Elves and desert nomads, which implies the existance of dwarven people.

Also on an  unrelated note, are we all just gonna forget that pepe's are like an actual race in the lonarpg world?

Considering we have dwarves, elves, and goblins (goblins and orkinds are separate creatures), I'm sure that other stereotypical fantasy creatures, like dragons, probably exist.

no

I had a dream a few days ago where i was watching a new episode of Invincible but it was like... lonarpg???

Idk what exactly happened in the dream other than the fact that there was a mark variant where he was an orkind and i cant stop thinking about it



Edit: His Omni-Man equivalent would totally be an abomination called Abomi-man

I would be deathly afraid if i saw a woman with a giant ripped out cock in her hand

Gandalf the white isn't known for his crossfit

I decided to make this cause idk i feel like we should have one of these in english. Do we already have one of these? Idk

Before Noer

In the beginning, a god named Justice created the universe of Lonarpg and rented it out to Cthulu and Shub Niggurath- otherwise known as the Sea Witch and the Fortune teller.

Then, on May 6th, 1321st, the advent of the Saints began. Who are these Saints? What did they do? I don't know; Though one of them might have been a time traveler due to the saint's artifact being quite literally a button that summons an airstrike.

Then the Saints' religion was founded, a religion that disregarded the initial 3.

The History of Noer

Meanwhile, somewhere in the ocean stood an unnamed island filled with humanoid fish creatures known as "The deep ones." These deep ones were the indigenous people of Noer Island, and were held under the watchful eye of the Sea Witch. Then on January 2nd, 1550, pioneers from Ingeland came to the island and began to colonize it, slowly building the Island of Noer as we know it today.

However, the creation of the Noer City State stirred a lot of conflict with the Deep Ones, escalating into a war between the two, one that ended in the humans' favour, presumably because of Leroy Jenkins' heroic charge heavily increasing the soldiers' morale. Then, as the war ended, the Deep Ones were banished to another island known as Atopia, and lived there until they re-inhabited the Noer Island upon its inevitable collapse. Then, moving forward from the pioneers' victory, they continued living normally for many years, turning it into a port transit for east-west trade and building two cities to hold their inhabitants: Noer City and Sybaris.

However, on December 5th, 1771, something strange happened. Shub Niggurath squares up with a child, and not only does she lose miserably, but she ends up tripping so hard that she spills all of her one thousand children onto Sybaris and loses all her powers, casting the entire city in a crimson hellscape to which she is powerless to control.

Justice then returns pissed at Shub, and the people of Sybaris then make their escape to then flood Noer City as refugees.

Then enter:

DA UNKNOWN DIRTY STREET RAATT ! ! !

Lona, a famished little girl (Whose over the age of 21) born into a merchant family (Whose mother/father might be a relative to Shub??), escaped Sybaris amongst the other refugees and finds herself in Noer City broke asf. She then continues her days in Noer Island grinding out money for a ticket to leave while thugging out every grape pit thrown at her.

If there's anything important I missed, let me know. 
Since this game is literally in its beta, there's bound to be edits as more versions come along to add to the lore.

Source: https://arca.live/b/lonarpg/28300377

i find halberds sexy

They wish to remain unchallenged as the ultimate mage in Noer

I think its clear to everyone that the gods of the Lonarpg world are practically the outer gods from the lovecraft mythos, and according to the lovecraft mythos, Hastur apparently mates with Shub.

And since Justice is the Hastur of the lonarpg world and the fortuneteller is Shub-Niggurath, wouldn't it imply that the two had piped at some point?