Alright, no weird talk here. Lets get into it.

1.  create an account on https://playit.gg.
2.  download the client at https://playit.gg/download.
3. open the client.
4. copy and paste the link in the client into your browser.
5. create a tunnel.
6. agree to not post malware on playit.gg.
7. set tunnel ports to TCP+UDP.
8. set open ports to 1.
9. set the local port to 53640.
10. create tunnel.
11. set the IP to 127.0.0.1 if it hasn't already
12. check the client, it should be connected.
13. copy "Domain (Auto Assigned)" - this is your server ip. Put it where it needs to go.
14. copy the port of "Allocation (Shared IP)" - this is your sever port. Also put that where it needs to go.
15. host the server.
16. connect to your game.

That's it, that's the tutorial. Written because i tried to find help online to no avail. Hopefully this can help some people if they've been stuck on it for a while like i have.