Breaking news from the ocean, hero!
Atlantis turned out to be not so dead, at least it was Atlanteans called themselves beauties, who attacked the ship of peacefully sailing ... sea robbers. In the end, the mythical maidens are captured, and someone has to save everyone again! Guess who?
The Minoan Ejaculation event starts on February 08 at 00:00 GMT and will run until February 14!
And zero customer service (Just another button that doesn't work)
...A bit like their staff!!
It took more than an hour after Hooligart's statement of "it will be fixed within 10 minutes"
An absolute sh*tshow with no recompense -
no extension of the event, no explanation as to why they are constantly so sh*t,
no compensation to players who waited for the event to start who were then confronted
by the absolute disaster of the new event launch - a total disregard for the players.
You need to be honest with us Hooligart -
How is it possible that you make so much money but make such shitty content?
I suppose you are playing it F2P, just like me for a while. We don't really need to play it, except we are addicted. (Of course we are, or we have some other mental problems.)
Really, I don't see the point of crying around here. You can always play their other games, like Booty Heroes or Cunt Wars (for me, BH just a poor but expensive Hero Wars clone with some wonderful pictures, but CW isn't bad at all). Or you can even play Hero Wars. Or anything else. Even something with a definite goal, what won't capture you for your whole life.
As for me, I collected the whole set of this event in a day, then I decided that I didn't really interested in the ButtPass, so I could have gone for 2 weeks away (I already have the set of the next replay event). Instead of that I was here next day, and yesterday I finished the 45th event quest. And today I came back to do the girls' quests in the Tower. I'm sure my brain doesn't work reasonably, and that hardly can be Hooligart's fault.
@Hooligart, if you happen to read this: the only thing I can't understand that how you have been unable to decide to let this game go or do it right for such a long time. Looks like you have your own mental deficit. Now offense, just saying, we love your junk games :)
