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Can't access the tower

Your bots are cheating more than ever!!

And now we can't use the rare voodoo dolls either.

So, it took you 14 hours to sort out the problem!
How are you going to repay your loyal customers?
I imagine you'll just ignore them as usual.

64 hours to complete event goal 17 is a little excessive, right?

Still not sorted out, you luddites!
Pull yer fingers out!

You're such  a shower of c*nts.
Don't you respect yourselves to do a half-decent job, ever?

Oooh, you fixed something!!
Now fix everything else

Time to leave this game.
They won't fix things that are wrong,
and they don't care about their customers.

Rare girl taking 8 hours to recharge.
Nice one, you losers

She's still showing as Dark.
No response and no resolution...

Any idea why Katara of the WATER Tribe is showing up as Dark?Please reply

3 re-runs in a row!
Have you run out of ideas?

Even on a re-run, trust Hooligart to f*ck it up! 
I reckon they're already on their holidays...if they ever actually work!
And of course, we won't be given any extra time to complete the challenge.
Happy Christmas, Hoolitwats

Two reruns in a row :/
Any chance of something new/good?

@Hooligart
Does the reset button on sex potions work?
Apparently kinofuckter is pressing the button and nothing is being reset!
A ver si responden ellos, porque yo no tengo solución :(

Help! What happens if I press reset on sex potions?
Creo que vas a tener que empezar de nuevo organizandolas.
I think you'll have to start again reorganizing them.

Mine's not going past level 16 either.
They never compensate...

Me neither :/
It's been over half a day without a fix.

Please rectify this cheating, as I have now dropped to no. 6 in the league,
also reducing my reward from Mythic to Legendary.
If this is not resolved, I won't be playing any more.

Can't play Black Sam (Legendary Event Monster), therefore can't get the reward.
Tried on my PC, then logged out and tried on my tablet. No joy on either.
So I lose out on getting to no. 3 in the league and don't get my extra Viagra.
Also, the Colosseum started 8 hours late with no recompense.

111 days ago!!
And still no change to the Adored Ones ability, even though it was promised "IN THE NEXT PATCH"
No "Pit" coming soon™ (two years...) - no Pussy Market
No levelling up items (without paying)
Reduced chest gold from 250 to 100 without an explanation.
35 wins in the Colosseum to get one poxy Legendary Voodoo Doll (level 10),
and is it 10,000 points to win level 12 (Main Colosseum) - another 35 wins minimum (inc. level 11 = 15 wins)?
I don't know - I'll never get there!
It's becoming harder and harder to enjoy this game.
Make some decent changes, @Hooligart!!

Yeah, it's sad that Hooligart have lied again:
"The rotation of modes has become more dense - 1 day Bosses, 2 days Colosseum, without pauses"
Perhaps they're finally getting ready to launch the Pit,
or adding a way to power-up the toys without having to pay.
Or any one of the bullshit promises that they've been lying about for years.
Most probably, none of the ideas above. Don't hold your breath!!

I just used 7 Viagra to upgrade my team by 5%.
My stats went from 108k to 111k.
A 2.7% increase.
And this is maybe the fifth time this has happened.
You can't count. I can. How about an explanation?
What the fuck is wrong with you cheats?
Let's hear from you, Hooligart, unless you really are pussies!!

Can't access the tower (or my rewards there)!!



And you can all imagine how well the "Customer Service" button works!!

Your wanky game decided it needed to "refresh" (...fuck up) during my colosseum run,
reducing my applause bonus from 3 to 1.
Thanks!!! Twats

It took more than an hour after Hooligart's statement of "it will be fixed within 10 minutes"
An absolute sh*tshow with no recompense -
no extension of the event, no explanation as to why they are constantly so sh*t,
no compensation to players who waited for the event to start who were then confronted
by the absolute disaster of the new event launch - a total disregard for the players.
You need to be honest with us Hooligart - 
How is it possible that you make so much money but make such shitty content?

🤣🤣🤣

And zero customer service (Just another button that doesn't work)
...A bit like their staff!!

Can't get into the Tower, neither to claim my rewards nor to get gold/silver.
Another classic fuck-up from Hooligart!

Thanks for making World Bosses a bit easier -
although as MattTheButtseeker said "why not make Fire and Water easier too?" - ,  
and for the ability to buy the second chest with gold.
All your other changes (updates) have been sh*t.
Do you (really) want people to play your game?

And your +5% Hero sex potion bonus doesn't get anywhere near +5%.
Do you think we can't count?
What a waste of 7 or 8 Viagra!!

Oh, and as for reducing the rewards in the Colosseum - 
another ridiculous mistake. I'm sure you'll realise soon enough
and reassess your errors.

Wow, what an incredible fuck-up this is!
Just looking at the Colosseum, you go from playing against a 8k in the 4th round
to a 120k in the fifth.  I played with one player against 5. And won.
Then lost badly in the next round with all 5 players.
Why not just bring in "The Pit", free ability to improve toys and all the other shit you've promised
instead of making this game an absolute disaster. I'll give it a week, then I'm off.

I agree with pwnplayer.
It's ridiculous to have to play against your bots every day, then on the last day,
to have the injustice of "winning" silver which is impossible to collect.
Give us some recompense!!

Thanks for your answer...
I'll be waiting for the free ways ;)

Hi All,
I'm happy that ButtPass gives us new toys, but how do you power them up? (level them up)?
Any ideas, please.
Thanks, KuntaKinte
Off topic but...