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Yeah, it's sad that Hooligart have lied again:
"The rotation of modes has become more dense - 1 day Bosses, 2 days Colosseum, without pauses"
Perhaps they're finally getting ready to launch the Pit,
or adding a way to power-up the toys without having to pay.
Or any one of the bullshit promises that they've been lying about for years.
Most probably, none of the ideas above. Don't hold your breath!!

I just used 7 Viagra to upgrade my team by 5%.
My stats went from 108k to 111k.
A 2.7% increase.
And this is maybe the fifth time this has happened.
You can't count. I can. How about an explanation?
What the fuck is wrong with you cheats?
Let's hear from you, Hooligart, unless you really are pussies!!

Can't access the tower (or my rewards there)!!



And you can all imagine how well the "Customer Service" button works!!

Your wanky game decided it needed to "refresh" (...fuck up) during my colosseum run,
reducing my applause bonus from 3 to 1.
Thanks!!! Twats

It took more than an hour after Hooligart's statement of "it will be fixed within 10 minutes"
An absolute sh*tshow with no recompense -
no extension of the event, no explanation as to why they are constantly so sh*t,
no compensation to players who waited for the event to start who were then confronted
by the absolute disaster of the new event launch - a total disregard for the players.
You need to be honest with us Hooligart - 
How is it possible that you make so much money but make such shitty content?

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And zero customer service (Just another button that doesn't work)
...A bit like their staff!!

Can't get into the Tower, neither to claim my rewards nor to get gold/silver.
Another classic fuck-up from Hooligart!

Thanks for making World Bosses a bit easier -
although as MattTheButtseeker said "why not make Fire and Water easier too?" - ,  
and for the ability to buy the second chest with gold.
All your other changes (updates) have been sh*t.
Do you (really) want people to play your game?

And your +5% Hero sex potion bonus doesn't get anywhere near +5%.
Do you think we can't count?
What a waste of 7 or 8 Viagra!!

Oh, and as for reducing the rewards in the Colosseum - 
another ridiculous mistake. I'm sure you'll realise soon enough
and reassess your errors.

Wow, what an incredible fuck-up this is!
Just looking at the Colosseum, you go from playing against a 8k in the 4th round
to a 120k in the fifth.  I played with one player against 5. And won.
Then lost badly in the next round with all 5 players.
Why not just bring in "The Pit", free ability to improve toys and all the other shit you've promised
instead of making this game an absolute disaster. I'll give it a week, then I'm off.

I agree with pwnplayer.
It's ridiculous to have to play against your bots every day, then on the last day,
to have the injustice of "winning" silver which is impossible to collect.
Give us some recompense!!

Thanks for your answer...
I'll be waiting for the free ways ;)

Hi All,
I'm happy that ButtPass gives us new toys, but how do you power them up? (level them up)?
Any ideas, please.
Thanks, KuntaKinte
Off topic but...

Hi All,
I'm happy that ButtPass gives us new toys, but how do you power them up? (level them up)?
Thanks, KuntaKinte

Looks like Butt Pass is broken again!
Compensation please.

Trying to play this game on a tablet is like asking Stevie Wonder to be your chauffeur... more crashes than you could dream of.

Leveling up on the Dungeon can never get passed the Reds. So I'm already stuck on Event goal 5.

Just a thought, Hooligart... Why don't you try and make your game playable? A*seholes!

As always, I agree with fappyking's suggestion.
@Hooligart
Is there any chance that you might listen to your customers?

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New event is on the way...
04th June, 00.00 GMT

NO, THERE'S NOTHING.
WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE YOU ARE, HOOLIGFART

Wow, I really didn't think it could get worse! 🤦‍♂️

Playing Coliseum.
Trying to remove toys...



Try pressing the "Customer Service" button, and surprise, surprise...it doesn't fucking work.
You don't really give a fuck, do you @Hooligart ?
You just take the money and run.

The game hung (wouldn't load) for the last hour.
Lots of endless blue circles.
Couldn't complete the tasks.
Lost 17000 silver, which would've helped me to complete task 45.
THIS GAME IS A FUCKING JOKE.
HOOLIGART, SORT THE FUCKING PROBLEMS OUT YOU USELESS BUNCH OF CUNTS.
Got to ButtPass 44/45 and your shit load time meant that I couldn't complete that either.

FUCKING WANKERS!!

Thanks for the apology.
Now if you could just remove the bots that "win" 
the daily/event rating every time, that would be great.

Hasn't opened yet!
Shitty as always. 

Yep, I mentioned this before (215 days ago)
and still nothing has been done about it:
"7) There are so many "new players" with fake accounts/names.
No-one is going to join this game and call themselves "MissMaryNichols64" or some other real name
even if it's in French, Dutch or whatever language you choose.
(real name, real surname, 13, etc. )
There are now 100s of these accounts, which are obviously fake"
@Hooligart, it's obvious that you're cheating us. Please stop.

Had to refresh at 10.40 tonight, (no doubt due to a bug)
losing my coliseum run, and rendering my players out of action for 24 hours.
Not very fair! Any solution, @Hooligart ?

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It's sad really that so much is promised as so little is given.
They don't really listen to us either.
Last August was the exception when everybody threatened to leave
because of their stupid changes. Now they won't change anything!!!
How are you doing on World Bosses? 

When is it coming?

Slammed shut!
No chance to use my 2000 silver.
Effing joke.

Thanks fappyking!!
I'll give it  a try tonight. 
Hope it works!! ;)

Wow!
How did that happen?
The events shut immediately for me :/ 

Again, Hooligart, some of your customers are winning 2000 silver which they can't use at the end of the event.

How many times do you have to be told that this is sh*t,

before you actually do something to rectify it.

Come on, fix it!!

So you get to the last day of the event, you have 1900 silver in your pocket,
and you win 2000 silver for 15th position, but the event closes?!
That silver should roll-over to the next event, instead of being
completely useless, like this game and the devs (at times).
Also, you get to "open 3 more event chests to get a mythic card"
and that resets back to 10 in the next event. Simple solutions.
Give the players what they deserve!!

Completely agree with you, dimas!
World Bosses is a bad joke.
Almost as bad as "the Pit - coming soon™"
Or Butt Pass . Or the constant bugs. Or the sloooooowwwwwneeesss.
Make changes or lose players, Hooligart!!

Wow! The new event is unplayable tonight!
Are your servers down? Just hangin' the whole time.
I'm just getting the eternal blue circle of sh*t

For about five seconds,
you gave us the possibility to escape from long, boring Tower matches
with the escape function, which was fantastic.
Then you decided to prohibit leaving during "active turns".
Why would you do that? Just to make the game more boring... yet again!!
C'mon, sort it out!

I've mentioned this before, but the distribution of silver is poo.
common chest = 25 silver (1 hour) >> change it back to 50
rare chest = 50 silver (2 hours) >> 75
big rare chest = 75 (4 hours)... << This has to be 100 silver, if not more.
epic chest = ? (12 hours) << Should be 12 x common, again, if not more.
legendary chest = ? (24 hours) << Do me a favour!!
mythic chest = ? (36 hours) << Wow!!

All this says is that it's more beneficial to win common chests.
Well, that's stupid...C'mon devs, sort this out!!

Come on, Hooligart!!
This is spoiling the game more than ever
(which is difficult, given your recent update disasters!)
Sort it out, now!!