Welcome to the Grid of Yendor, where heroes are made and honour is forged. Retrieve the sacred keyboard Excelibur and become famous as a keyboardfighter.

This is a roguelike set on a spreadsheet where typing is your attack, and the characters you type are your health. With procedural level generation but deterministic combat, you always know the fight you're getting into, but each level remains a mystery before you explore it.

• Choose between 3 difficulties: there's fun for everyone!
• Type out enemies' names before they defeat you!
• Scrunch your hands to fight bosses!
• 5 elements which make enemies stronger, for that extra challenge.
• Signposts and inscriptions to guide the new adventurer (to their deaths?!)
• Destroy your wrists in less than 30 minutes!

Download or play in the browser here, only on itch.io.

The game is in beta, so I'm looking for feedback and ratings to improve the game. Please say what needs to be improved and I'll try to include it in an update.

Read the full patch notes here, or check out my devlog to see how I got this far.