I got a few different drink ideas that might be worth adding.
| Dihydrogen Monoxide | Message | It's just water... |
| Grog XD | Death | As your vision fades, you swore you saw a three-headed monkey! |
| Cherry Grog | Message | The drink of Mighty Pirates™ everywhere! |
| Banang | Message | BANANG!! |
| Sand | Message | More sand! |
| Time (or "Talking Heads") | Message | Tastes the same as it ever was. |