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1- Man: I know all your sins.
2- Man: Ghosts cant be hurt. Consider this next time you see a moth.
3- Man: Beware of the man who sells you weed.
4- Man: Monke headquartes... Exact opposite of the beach...
5- Man: Don't go left left right left, unless you want to find a curse.
6- Man: Look behind you. No, you silly... Behind you in real life! I saw your friend there.
7- Man: Morshu isnt that good of a person in soul.
8- Man: Dont open rifts to the other world...
9- Man: Beware of the curse that hit the man in the basement: those around you may not be their real selves.
10- Man: The ice cream stand is a secret lab after all...
11- Man: The monkeys you see are not monkeys. Think twice about that.
12- Man: The mysterious ones are actually a collectable liquid.
13- Man: Dont pay attention to the key which glows.
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My Explanations (not official):
1- Referring to how you can do different runs and you can do different things in each run, some of which include killing others
2- Refers to the moth you fight when you try to go into the Abandoned Shack in the Haunted Forest
3- Refers to the man in Dark Street who sells you weed.
3a- Morshu says he is a frequent customer of the man
3b- Disappears mysteriously after you buy weed from him
3c- Carries a knife on him and can be killed easily if you have the gun from the Small Shop
4- Refers to the Monke HQ if you go deeper into the Haunted Forest
4a- You can get to the Monke HQ if you go RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT when you go deeper into the forest
4b- If you go into the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ, you can get the Glowing Key
4c- Morshu knows nothing about Monke HQ
5- LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT Refers to directions in the Haunted Forest when you go deeper, arriving at an old building with someone named "???" asking if you like Fun. Saying Yes will have him ask you to bring him a Glowing Key. Saying no will give you Le Monke ending
5a- The Glowing Key you can get from the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ. Once you go into the shack, you have no other option than to grab and run with the key, initiating a boss fight with "???". He takes all your items but once you defeat him, he will return all of them. Your health restores fully once you defeat him and you get a strange shard
5b- In the boss fight, you can collect a sample from "???" this is probably a glitch because I went to the boss fight without the syringe you get from the beach (LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT) and could still collect the sample.
5c- Attacking "???" will do 1 damage. Sparing and fleeing are useless. Checking "???" will give you: Check: HP 1000 ATK ??? DEF ???
Strategy: Spam "Tire" in the Act menu and heal when you're low on HP. He actually deals 60 DMG, even though it says "???"
5d- Morshu also has a strange shard but he doesn't remember how he got it. When asked about the man in the prison, he says it feels familiar
5e- Probably another glitch but if you defeat "???" and go back into the shack, the key is still there, and the game tells you to go back to "???". Going back to the building does nothing and you don't even get to upgrade your gun :(
6- (Probably) referring to how you can do different runs and how other versions of you have been in the same place before and the man remembers them. Either that or it's just a joke
7- Referring to how Morshu has many dark secrets and how you can get killed if you ask the wrong questions.
8- Yeah idk about this one
9- Refers to the abandoned shack in the Haunted Forest and how if you go into the basement, you meet a man there who speaks in Wing Ding (like Gaster from Undertale).
9a- You can't kill the man with a regular gun. You will die instantly
9b- Talking to the man will give you an ending
10- Refers to how in the beach (LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT) you can check the ice cream stand there, revealing a secret lab
10a- You can place a sample of "???" into the machine inside the secret lab
10b- You can collect samples of "???" without getting the syringe from the table <UPDATE 0.0.7>
10c- "CRITICAL ERROR. SAMPLE CORRUPTED. COULD NOT TRACE. (W-well, in case i have both the mystery man and ???'s samples a green button should be there...)"
10d- Swim gets you killed, the boat gives you a sneak peek (:O), and Relax gives you the Relax ending
11- I don't know about this one.
12- Refers to how you can collect samples (liquid) from "???" and from the man in the basement in the Abandoned Shack
13- Refers to the Glowing Key in the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ