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1. Go into town and go into the Small Shop. Steal from the "sleeping" cashier

2. Go into the Dark Alleyway and kill the man in the alleyway

3. Go back, and go into the Haunted Forest

4. In the Haunted Forest, go RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT, arriving at the Beach

5. Check the Ice Cream Stand, revealing a Secret Lab

6. Check the table and grab the things on the table (mess around if you want, you can't end while in the lab)

7.  Once you're done, go back to the beginning

8. Go into the Haunted Forest and go LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT, arriving at "???"

9. He asks you if you like fun, say YES. Saying no will give you Le Monke Ending

10. Go back to the beginning, go LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT, arriving at Monke HQ

11. Go into the Shack and bring the key to "???" (The only option once you go in the shack will be YES if you've done this correctly (0.0.7)

12.  Once you press YES, you will have a boss fight. 

13. This fight is really easy; the first thing you do is COLLECT SAMPLE

14. Next, use TIRE and if your health drops below 60 or is at 60, use HEAL

15. Rince and repeat until the game says you can spare "???" then spare him.

16. Once you spare him, go back to the Beach, (RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT)

17.  Check the Ice Cream Stand and go into the Giant Machine

18. Insert the Sample of "???" you collected into the machine

19. Go back to the beginning

20. Go to the Haunted Forest then go into the Abandoned Shack

21. Kill the Moth and go into the Abandoned Shack again

22. Go into the basement and use the Glowing Shard you got from "???"

23. The Man should die and you can collect his samples.

24. Go back to the beginning

25. Go back to the Beach (RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT)

26. Check the Ice Cream Stand and insert the sample into the machine

27. This will open up a portal (here your choices do nothing, I just spammed forward)

28.  This will initiate a boss fight with a Man

The wingdings translate to 

H︎A︎.︎.︎.︎

I︎T︎S︎ Y︎O︎U︎.︎

I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎.︎

I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ R︎E︎F︎R︎E︎S︎H︎ T︎H︎E︎ P︎A︎G︎E︎.︎

I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ R︎E︎S︎T︎A︎R︎T︎ W︎H︎E︎N︎ Y︎O︎U︎ G︎E︎T︎ A︎N︎ E︎N︎D︎.︎

I︎L︎L︎ G︎I︎V︎E︎ Y︎O︎U︎ Y︎O︎U︎R︎ E︎N︎D︎I︎N︎G︎ N︎O︎W︎.︎

A︎N︎D︎ T︎H︎E︎N︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ L︎E︎A︎V︎E︎.︎

Y︎O︎U︎ C︎A︎N︎ C︎O︎M︎E︎ B︎A︎C︎K︎ H︎E︎R︎E︎.︎

I︎N︎ F︎A︎C︎T︎,︎ I︎T︎S︎ F︎O︎O︎L︎I︎S︎H︎ F︎O︎R︎ M︎E︎ T︎O︎ A︎S︎S︎U︎M︎E︎ T︎H︎A︎T︎.︎

F︎O︎O︎L︎I︎S︎H︎ F︎O︎R︎ M︎E︎ T︎O︎ A︎S︎S︎U︎M︎E︎ Y︎O︎U︎ A︎R︎E︎ N︎E︎W︎ T︎O︎ T︎H︎I︎S︎ P︎L︎A︎C︎E︎.︎

H︎A︎.︎.︎.︎

If anyone is wondering

29. In this bossfight, nothing matters

Attack, Check, Mercy, nothing will happen to you or him.

The only option you have left is to give up.

But do you really want to?

It doesn't matter

you give up

giving you

the

true ending

All Text:

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1- Man: I know all your sins.

2- Man: Ghosts cant be hurt. Consider this next time you see a moth.

3- Man: Beware of the man who sells you weed.

4- Man: Monke headquartes... Exact opposite of the beach...

5- Man: Don't go left left right left, unless you want to find a curse.

6- Man: Look behind you. No, you silly... Behind you in real life! I saw your friend there.

7- Man: Morshu isnt that good of a person in soul.

8- Man: Dont open rifts to the other world...

9- Man: Beware of the curse that hit the man in the basement: those around you may not be their real selves.

10- Man: The ice cream stand is a secret lab after all...

11- Man: The monkeys you see are not monkeys. Think twice about that.

12- Man: The mysterious ones are actually a collectable liquid.

13- Man: Dont pay attention to the key which glows.

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My Explanations (not official):

1- Referring to how you can do different runs and you can do different things in each run, some of which include killing others

2- Refers to the moth you fight when you try to go into the Abandoned Shack in the Haunted Forest

3- Refers to the man in Dark Street who sells you weed. 

          3a- Morshu says he is a frequent customer of the man

          3b- Disappears mysteriously after you buy weed from him

          3c- Carries a knife on him and can be killed easily if you have the gun from the Small Shop

4- Refers to the Monke HQ if you go deeper into the Haunted Forest

          4a- You can get to the Monke HQ if you go RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT when you go deeper into the forest

          4b- If you go into the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ, you can get the Glowing Key

          4c- Morshu knows nothing about Monke HQ

5- LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT Refers to directions in the Haunted Forest when you go deeper, arriving at an old building with someone named "???" asking if you like Fun. Saying Yes will have him ask you to bring him a Glowing Key. Saying no will give you Le Monke ending

          5a- The Glowing Key you can get from the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ. Once you go into the shack, you have no other option than to grab and run with the key, initiating a boss fight with "???". He takes all your items but once you defeat him, he will return all of them. Your health restores fully once you defeat him and you get a strange shard

          5b- In the boss fight, you can collect a sample from "???" this is probably a glitch because I went to the boss fight without the syringe you get from the beach (LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT) and could still collect the sample.

          5c- Attacking "???" will do 1 damage. Sparing and fleeing are useless. Checking "???" will give you: Check: HP 1000 ATK ??? DEF ???

                    Strategy: Spam "Tire" in the Act menu and heal when you're low on HP.  He actually deals 60 DMG, even though it says "???"

          5d- Morshu also has a strange shard but he doesn't remember how he got it. When asked about the man in the prison, he says it feels                          familiar

          5e- Probably another glitch but if you defeat "???" and go back into the shack, the key is still there, and the game tells you to go back to                     "???". Going back to the building does nothing and you don't even get to upgrade your gun :(

6- (Probably) referring to how you can do different runs and how other versions of you have been in the same place before and the man remembers them. Either that or it's just a joke

7- Referring to how Morshu has many dark secrets and how you can get killed if you ask the wrong questions.

8- Yeah idk about this one

9- Refers to the abandoned shack in the Haunted Forest and how if you go into the basement, you meet a man there who speaks in Wing               Ding (like Gaster from Undertale).

          9a- You can't kill the man with a regular gun. You will die instantly

          9b- Talking to the man will give you an ending

10- Refers to how in the beach (LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT) you can check the ice cream stand there, revealing a secret lab

          10a- You can place a sample of "???" into the machine inside the secret lab

          10b- You can collect samples of "???" without getting the syringe from the table <UPDATE 0.0.7>

          10c- "CRITICAL ERROR. SAMPLE CORRUPTED. COULD NOT TRACE. (W-well, in case i have both the mystery man and ???'s samples a                        green button should be there...)"

          10d- Swim gets you killed, the boat gives you a sneak peek (:O), and Relax gives you the Relax ending

11- I don't know about this one. 

12- Refers to how you can collect samples (liquid) from "???" and from the man in the basement in the Abandoned Shack

13- Refers to the Glowing Key in the shack when you arrive at Monke HQ