With Pat the alligator at your side, 

experience a mystery unfold, 

be brave: dark endings jokingly implied

are not the only stories herein told. 

Explore the animated city streets

while helping Pat with sundry tasks and blights,

forgive us, for we made some jokes repeat

so you could take some time to see the sights. 

The game isn't long, and the music's great,

and lots of streamers play and replay it. 

There's three whole endings, just for you,

(available on Switch and Steamdeck too!)

With ten extra bucks, or something like that,

Play Later Alligator, starring Pat!