It's my birth-month, and I would like to purchase nice things to distract myself from the inevitability of the rapidly approaching apocalypse. You can buy the nice things that I made for yourself at a discounted price (33% off individually, plus an additional 3 dollars off if you get the full bundle) and then I can use the currency thus generated to avail myself similarly of frivolous pleasures (and pay some hosting costs and buy food). A perfect circle.