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heeeey i don't think this is the right game file :/

this is incredibly charming, <3 <3 <3

thank you for playing!! very much appreciate your feedback - there are places where it's definitely a work in progress. 

hi i saved the day by offering Ming the Unmerciful a bite of my burrito 

worth it

the presentation is excellent and the endings change enough to be interesting. it seemed like who you were changed based on what alerts you got from the system!! there was a significant amount of replay value, which i appreciate. 

this game is an entire mood

I do enjoy how snarky this game is. It's very...very clear about where the lines are 

ok so i really love how soft this is! i love how gentle it is with itself, and with the characters. 

this was good. maybe too good? i'm never going to go near a snake again thanks 

hi joozey! it'd be fun to collaborate! I've played on a few MUDs in my time. you can find me on discord at zoelogical#7488!

Hi, I'm Zoe! I'm new to Ink, and I'd love to learn more. I'm a writer and poet. I appreciate both the loquacious eloquence of Fallen London and the punchy pugnacity of Kingdom of Loathing. I'd love to collaborate with someone in worldbuilding, as well as making that world come to life! 

five stars, got to hug a tremendous fluffbeast

tears in my eyes. I would like to thank the Academy

Oh also...I wouldn't worry too much about the ending titles being spoilers, they're fairly gnomic. *ba dum tish*

Thank you for all your help!!

Right, I just...don't want to go back through and count all of the endings I've been able to get >.>

Would it be possible to get a list of endings? I'm ninety percent sure I got all of them, but not one hundred percent sure.