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Okay, but what about the empty zip file thing?

When I try to extract it from my computer, instead of my phone, the unopened zip file is just empty, 0 Bytes.

I don't have a firewall.

Woah woah woah, I have a LAPTOP, not a PC. The thing up there said it needed Windows or Mac, it never mentioned anything about it requiring a PC!

It might just be my computer or the way I got the file, but I still want some help.

I don't have home wifi, or Hotspot, so I downloaded the Windows file on my phone, extracted all, copied the opened zip file to my Windows 8 Toshiba laptop, and double clicked on the file to launch it. 

Then an error message pops up saying that the file has a "Bad Image" and the description says that either the file wasn't designed to run on Windows, which is unlikely, or that or that the file itself contains an error.

I want this game, and it SEEMS simple enough for my laptop to not die while playing it, so I could really use some help.