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Middle of the pack ftw 

The voting ends in 2 hours!  Oh me god   The skeleton is coming out!!!!!!!!!

I played your game, the cutscenes were so good, worth it alone to see them.

Understandable,  Skeletoncraft is a pretty advanced dark videogame art 

For your sake, I hope y'all got to play the build with the bugfixes, haha

Really loved the doot mechanic, could definitely make a whole game with a system like that

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Hello fellow Jammers, how are you feeling post-Jam?  Did you get everything you wanted into your jam?  

There's only 5 days left in voting, exciting!   I've been going around leaving ratings on as many as catch my eye, and there are some pretty funny ones out there



Cutscenes in this were great!   I felt like I kept hitting some sort of invisible wall during the boxsaw fight though, like maybe the corpses weren't disappearing right.   Super fun though 

I like the skeleton kick, but WOW the mouse sensitivity is low!  You must have your mouse cranked

i don't like him 

don't forget small fixes such as "horse falling through floor due to player holding bread collision"

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Skeleton Jesus approved

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add screenshots, could help get more attention

high velocity horse momentum

Fun characters, great stuff

This game was very fun and creative, the systems made a lot of sense and the strategy in it was pretty fun.

sorry to hear about the FPS! I wanted to code in a way to de-load far away NPCs, but ran out of time.  The horse is our favorite part.

When does the skeleton come out?

Love the art, good dialogue!

skeleton boss was cool looking

I suck at this as much as I do any other card game, but I love the skeleton

Aw I was hoping for more, but I totally understand running out of time for the actual objectives (Mine ended up just being a sandbox with no objectives too, lol).  The plot was fun though I liked how the game controlled and felt!

This game is very pretty, there was a weird problem where dragging a second key into the inventory would delete both keys, but overall it was still fun to run around in and look at

They never left my heart

a bootleg of mario maker is definitely cooler than a bootleg of just mario, and i like that skeletons are goombas.  a pretty core usage of the skeletons

I like making dozens of BoneBuddies and listening to them yap

And now it's all zipped together!  

Thanks a lot.  We had some crazy github merge issues within the last 30 minutes before submission, glad we made it!

https://smoljordan.itch.io/grand-theft-miracle

We were about 30 seconds late to hitting the submit button, but we're here!   

Can someone explain why the fuck there is a meat room though, it feels so random and out of place

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Watching chrbrg stream this, I really kind of hate how the new base looks.  I really don't know how else to describe it. When I watched the stream of it I just went "Is this like a weird build or mod?".  There's like.. a meat room, and everything just looks way more complicated.  The sort of simplicity of the original one just feels kind of dashed away.  There's like, a meat room?  What the hell is this place even supposed to be?  Purgatory?    The new style of it feels like it's going to give me anxiety being inside, but like, the bad type of anxiety not the good type of anxiety. 

I'd prefer it if it didn't have extra space just to try and up the creepy, I think the simplicity of it before made it plenty creepy. I really liked the main room and how it's window looked, the new console room is okay but combined with the rest of the now segmented & distanced building layout just makes it feel like a bit of a headache to actually navigate, where as the last one was very accessible. 


Maybe that's just me reacting in a somewhat extreme way but like.  It gave me like, a sense of whiplash.  It's just a lot to take in. 
I almost just feel like that whole weird area with the meat and the meat could just be like. deleted. 
It's existence all the way over where it is brings me pain.  It feels like it should not exist.

Can someone fill me in on what 'the funny' that was criticized for being broken and buggy that was removed is?  I have no idea what is being talked about

I'm only 4-5 days into i think 062, I can just tank it and not reset right?

the landfill in the front might as well be a giant pile of money, which isn't really any better. 

that definitely seems a little low..

From watching Vargskelathor play, it seems there's a bit.. too much, garbage.  You shouldn't require 50+ garbage bags, to earn hundreds of credits - Maybe multiple garbage-per-bag would make that more balanced.   The trash pile just seems like a money pile, lol!

Also seems like dirt respawned if you loaded, but i'm betting that's a known glitch

Skill Issue

Eyo Nose, funny idea:  (kinda spoiler)
For the mannequins when they catch on fire, instead of making them menacingly walk towards the player, make them.. walk towards the nearest water source (Likely river)

A sentient want to self extinguish (after which the mannequin just floats in the river inactive) is equally creepy, if not more creepy, than trying to attack the player.  More interesting of a behavior, mysterious