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Not initially, but once it started I realized it would end up there anyway XD.
Also, I'm glad you liked it! 

"Who am I, Papa, In scared." -me right now

This feels like an extreme Beavis and Butt-Head intro song - it rocks!

Aloof, pretentious, condescending... it's trash.
Well done.

Squeaking veggies = comedy gold

Super fun!

Super fun! Loved the bonus challenges!

I cried. I died. I lived again!

It should run a program on the console (I have Windows), and that program will list the localhost ports, but honestly it's all such a mess.

I've posted a link to a rewritten version of the same game that runs in the browser fine.

So, I know it's past the game jam time limit for submissions, but I rewrote my game in js to work in the browser - much less complicated (and safer).

Here's the same game, different name.

I really liked this, especially the suspicion meter. Not much point in escaping since the player is caught a millisecond after doing so, but overall I liked it!

Got the Time Management ending - should be cannon. Would love to see more, this is great stuff!

This game is fantastic! I'd pay money for it; well done!

I'd go back and add a screenshot, but it would just be some words since it's a text adventure. Also, I'm hesitant to edit the entry since the submission time has passed.

I hope you enjoy!