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wow, that's amazing

Damn, that's impressive!

This is way too good!

This was a fun challenge!

I got boned so many times I wish the foreplay wasn't so long :'>

Really fun vibes!

The dithering does so much here! Loved it!

Dog-Joe my beloved

not gonna lie, I should have expected that

The atmosphere is on another level

This has sooo much character and sooo much potential. I would love to see this taken further, especially after telling me to question everything :D This is great!

Thanks! That's an impressive score for a novice wheelsmith :P

this is what I meant

I'm trying to log into my account with the email address villfukg@gmail.com but it wants me to enter a 2FA code which was sent by email. However, I have received no such email. I also tried to reset my password, but that email also didn't arrive. I have checked all the spam folders. What do I do?

Thanks for the playtest (and all the sweets :D), and for coming back to try the final version. I'm looking forward to seeing you! 
VIlda

HIGH SCORE THREAD!!!

Great visuals, love the color palette. Very funny descriptions and rules. The only problem I had was that on several occasions I sent someone to hell for breaking a rule, that was in fact still active, but the game marked that as a mistake.

Really polished, I especially liked the jokes about the names of solar systems!

Wow, that's awesome. I hope it was fun too!

Simple, but really fun! It's just a shame I can only buy upgrades when I break through the limit.

Well, the lesson is I shouldn't have used meters. If it was just a number without a unit this confusion wouldn't happen. Thanks for your insight!

There is no way to restart early. Only reloading the page. And it wasn't supposed to be totally realistic. I honestly think it could be better if I let go of reality a bit more.

You can scroll up to check on the fish and the waves using the up arrow / W.
Thanks, Gornemant did a great job with the sound.

It is pretty RNG :P

Lovely art and great concept. Sadly, the throwing is a bit odd and fishing takes too long.

Great art and sound design. Very original concept. The challenge was fun!

Great art and sound design. Very original concept. The challenge was fun!

The physics make this game fun. Going underwater is the best! Shame there is no challenge or goal.

Great execution, trying to dodge the obstacles was really fun

If you're on Windows, you can download the standalone version, which doesn't crash.

There is not much below the 1500 line... but it might be worth it to look :>

You can get more time by collecting starfish. If you're on Windows, you can download the standalone version, which doesn't crash.

I beat this is like the least original idea. I was trying to win in terms of quality.

Thanks! I hope the nice touches help to make the game more enjoyable. The memory issue is a shame.