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Assuming that they have a human density  (65 lb/ft^3)

And take a human of a roughly proportional size (260 lb, 5’9” or 5.75 ft)

Calculate the volume of the human:

260 lb

——————   =  4 ft^3
65 lb/ft^3

We will assume the shape of the human to be a cylinder and solve the radius:

V = h * pi * r^2

(V/(h*pi))^1/2 = r

r = 0.47

(I know this looks like a weird number, but you gotta remember that we are not taking into account empty space and round edges)

We proportionately increase both height and radius until we reach about 9 feet of height:

9 ft

———   =  1.565

5.75ft

0.47 * 1.565 ‎ = 0.736

We solve for the volume for the upscaled cylinder:

V = h * pi * r^2

V = 15.3

And then finally the weight:

15.3 * 65 ‎ =  996.7 lb

For reference, the heaviest man in the world, Jon Brower Minnoch (1941-1983), weighing in at 1400 lb, 6’1”.

Edit: There were plenty of animals which both were bipetal and weighed over 1000 pounds, but are now extinct, like the T-Rex or the elephant birds of Madagascar.

Edit2: Disclaimer: this makes the following assumptions:

-That the human and Teddi are proportionately accurate

-That the ratio among organs, fat, muscle, bone, etc. are likewise remains proportional.

-What Teddi is made of is even human proportional begin with.

Edit3: center of mass concern critique: though yes they do have a larger… *cough* chest… than normal, it’s important to consider the fact that:

1. Their legs are still FAR bigger than their chest, so if the center of mass were to raise, it wouldn’t raise that far.

& 2. The material which they are made of and the densities there of:

Air (lungs): 0.075 lb/ft^3

Fat: 57 lb/ft^3

Milk: 64 lb/ft^3

Muscle: 66 lb/ft^3

Bone: 120 lb/ft^3

So given the fact that the chest contains more of the first two and with legs the latter. The fact that center of mass would be issue, is unlikely. They just need strong back muscles, which I’m sure they’ve already developed from their “activities”.

Also, something I should’ve wrote in my previous reply is that I believe that your height estimation for them is incorrect being far to tall than how they are represented in the game. Teddy in the first camera we can see that the refrigerator is about chest height for her, and assuming that the refrigerator is 6 feet tall, her height would be about 9 feet (about the average height of an elephant)

This height also makes more sense once we look at other situations: 

-Same chest-hight situation happens when she’s leaning against the wall in the room adjacent to the office hallway with the lockers

-Her while slightly bent over in the break-room, still having the water dispenser be at only her neck height.

-Her standing next to tables, the table-tops are at knee height, while, at least for me, the table top is at a height of mid-thigh.

-Looking at her through the door frame (door frames being about 6.5-7 feet tall) when she arrives at the office being slightly taller than said frame even while bending over.

Edit: It must be noted that, even though comparing her height to the door frames in the cameras may seem inconsistent, it actually isn’t, because there seems to be two types of door frames in this game: the classic small rectangular personnel door frames, and the larger, more square, factory door frames. This difference is most apparent when you look at “[CAM7A] Entrance Lobby 1” camera.

Don’t worry, I’m a math nerd too. And thank you for answering my inquiries.

Edit: Comment: I don’t think them being 1000 pounds is too much of a problem as that’s about the average weight of a horse, so, as seen with Catti, them being able to run is not implausible. Additionally, there is a genetic mutation in real life, which causes the body to stop producing a protein called myostatin a muscle growth regulator, causing myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy. Search up “double muscled cows” to see what I mean. Even gene therapy to purposely cause this mutation is available today. (They’re literal muscle mommies)

Edit2: An addition to my previous comment: You may know that our brains won’t allow our muscles to use their full strength, because if it did, us tearing ourselves apart would be a real risk. The average person has their limit between 10 and 15% of their true strength, while a professional boxer has trained this limit up to 35% of their full strength, or in the case of high stress situations there have been stories of “hysterical strength” where the body simply ignores these limits. Due to these characters being manufactured/possessed it is entirely possible that their muscular limit is coded to be far higher.

Edit3: Final note: This is assuming that their biology is even human adjacent. It is entirely possible that they could be using something more efficient which may be found in other animals like elephant muscles for their ability to bear and lift heavy loads, the pistol shrimp and mantis shrimp for strike strength, saltwater crocodile for bite force, electric eel for electricity like you were talking about before, ability to hibernate to conserve energy, the ability to draw energy/resources in unconventional ways or from unconventional sources, simply using the same amount of resources more efficiently, etc. Although we’ve been championing AI and machines, biology still is far more efficient/superior in nearly every way.

I need to know the height/weight/personality stats of each of the characters… for lore reasons, of course.

Edit: Comment: I personally hope that the reason why these toys are alive are biological, rather than mechanical or paranormal; after all, they can drool.

Edit2: Recommendation: Add a SFW death screen alternative (adjustable in the settings) that can be interpreted as wholesome, rather than horny; some of us need a break from that after all.