100 wins? How can I manage that...?

I'm at 50 wins... what did I need again? Oh yeah! The upgrade! Halfway there!

I'm at 98 wins! Can't wait to see the 'Secret Upgrade'!

Aaaand... bought!

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Pong ball

Oh, yeah, because we totally don't have overpowered AI, paddle speed, and paddle size upgrades, as well as a bad AI to go against. We're totally gonna lose against this oh-so-dangerous foe, and we'll totally get screwed out of our wins and points. Toooootally.

You should also add an easier way to move from instance to instance (maybe use A and D, changeable in bindings?) Another idea is to maybe be able to mute the music or something (or I can just make another song!)

The game is great, but I think you should have more soundtracks. I could try to make them if you want! :D

You mean enemy downgrades? An upgrade would make the enemy better.

POV: You're so old you still play itch.io version

Where have I seen this before?

great game!

Day 1 of waiting to play (Online room)

nvm found it, use A/D or </> before a fight

...how do you customize your headband color?

no friends? lmao rip

Pretty sure they'd be named

Easy

Normal

Hard

Impossible wouldn't exist because at that point you're going too far.

Also why would you need difficulties?

lol

you mean smelt clay?

Nevermind, fixed it, sorry

How do I use fullscreen in the browser version?

Yeah I'm not geared towards this. I actually thought this was a baking game lmfao

wdym? there's always at least one suit that has at least 5 of itself on the board, not counting coins.

then just don't equip inflatable stuff? also how would it bounce if it's going through a wall

One addition from me: Spinigun is equal to Canister Mag. The only question is, do you like reloading? lol

Shoot her. =)

lmao i'm so sorry

You just get slow motion after a kill, it doesn't do anything useful

You should do Drunken Grip and ghost ammo, it'd make your setup even better

great job

what green dude

try getting that again, but do ghost ammo, spinigun, and drunken grip. you'll basically become god

yeah the game's endless

infinite ammo is overrated, just do multishot

Yeah, the first shop should be cheaper so you can actually buy stuff. Also, two upgrades for the same thing just means you're a little unlucky, don't worry about it too much. Eventually you'll get past first boss, and then you'll have 10 more levels until you fight another boss.

what setup did you use?! that sounds op

dude great job

gg!

because regenerating 3 hearts in one shop would be OP. also how the f--k do you have 4 max hp?

Try this: Spinigun, Ghost ammo, any multishot barrel, any trigger, any stock, and Drunken grip. I got past level 100 with this setup, and I was using the base trigger the entire time

Just gives slow motion after a kill

that's not a bug, lol

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