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Unfortunately the game had a game breaking bug, and I removed the game submission from the jam. Sadly I had very little time to playtest it, and I just don't think the game is ready for release just yet. The game did end up being not nearly as fun as I wanted it to be either, so I need to make some fixes. Check back in a few days and a new build will be up, but you will not be able to rate it. Thank you for asking!

This was really fun! I really enjoyed this game, I just wish it was longer lol. I really enjoyed using the cyan laserbeam, since if you just kept holding LMB while running forward you'd go sliding really fast lmao. The only bug I ran into was that eventually the music stopped looping for some reason, but other than that, I really loved this! Great work and excited to see more!

Really nice game! I love card games so this was a real treat lol, short but sweet, and really enjoyable! I also loved the sound design, and the guard mechanic, you did really well when it came to making the mechanics for this lol. The only thing I wish I saw more of was animations, and maybe even an endless mode to see how far you could get, but for a 3 day jam, this game was really great. Excited to see more!

Nice game! I really enjoyed this lol, was such an unexpected but welcome twist at the beginning! The only thing I'd like to see more of is animations, and maybe more checkpoints (specifically in the 3rd level), but other than that, this was an awesome game. Nice work!

Really nice game! I really enjoyed the concept, art style, and the music in the game, it's all very charming! Short but sweet, however, I did run into one bug where I got softlocked on the final level, here's the video of it lol

Thanks for playing! I'm glad you enjoyed the game, and I appreciate your feedback! I did try to make the bot as interesting as possible, and the art style was something I really tried to nail to bring the whole retro vibe together, thanks again for playing!

Thank you for playing! I get what you mean lol, it wasn't meant to be a rage game, but it ended up sorta being one in the end. My intention for the game would be to make the player annoyed, but not so much because of things like having to redo parts the player has already done, rather because of the bot's snarkiness and intention to make the player lose. Appreciate you too my dude, thanks again for playing!

THIS GAME IS SO COOL! Holy hell, this is like the best game for a jam I've ever seen, I'm blown away at the amount of content ya'll managed to squeeze into this game, especially in just 3 DAYS! Absolutely magnificent work, excited to see more and I hope you guys win this jam!

Thank you for playing! Hate to say it but robot's aint allowed here my man, soo you're locked out of your system now lol. But in all seriousness, I'm glad you liked the style and I do plan on adding a skip/fast-forward button in future updates! If you'd like to I can tell you what all of the words are so you can continue playing and see the rest of the endings, but I understand if you don't. Thanks again for playing!

Oh nice lol, I'm really glad you enjoyed all the endings! And thank you, I'm happy you enjoyed the art style, that was something I really tried to nail since without it, I'm sure the game wouldn't have felt so nice to play lol

Really great stuff! This game was super fun for me, since I really enjoy papers please type games lol. I do wish there was sounds, music, and an ending in the game, but for just 3 days of work, this is REALLY impressive my man. Nice job and excited to see more!

Really awesome game! I will say that Level 2 really got me lol, took me a while to figure it out, but level 1, 3, 4, and 5 were really fun! Really nice music and art, but the control I had of the ball did feel clunky at times, as some of the balls curve didn't go in the other direction (as in you could go right with the curve, but not left, or vice versa). Very creative use of the theme and really smooth gameplay, excited to see more!

Really nice stuff! As other comments say, I do think the sensitivity is a bit too high, and a crosshair would be helpful. Other than that, the music does get quite repetitive after a while, and I do wish there was an ending (unless there is one and I couldn't get it). Regardless, the concept is really creative and is an awesome interpretation of the theme! May I suggest making it so that each of the levels have a new mechanic, maybe even adding decimals and fractions to spice things up? 

Wonderful job, excited to see more!

Patch is out! Just press "Play" on the web version and everything should be better, for the downloadable version, make sure to download the file named "ARE YOU HUMAN (PATCHED)." Let me know if you encounter any more bugs!

Patch is out! Just press "Play" on the web version and everything should be better, for the downloadable version, make sure to download the file named "ARE YOU HUMAN (PATCHED)." Let me know if you encounter any more bugs!

Patch is out! Just press "Play" on the web version and everything should be better, for the downloadable version, make sure to download the file named "ARE YOU HUMAN (PATCHED)." Let me know if you encounter any more bugs!

Thank you all for playing! As I said in the previous posts, this is both intentional and unintentional lol. I simply forgot to change the command the computer tells you to input, as I ended up changing it from "/confirm" to just "confirm" after getting the initial code to work. This will be fixed soon, please consider replaying once the bug is fixed!

Thank you for playing! There are 3 total endings, I won't spoil too much, but I will say that the final ending has to do with the "/eradicate" command. Please consider replaying if you'd like to, I think you'd really like the final ending!

Thank you for playing! Yeah, I tried to make the computer as snarky and just as generally interesting as possible lol, I'm glad you liked the game!

Thank you for playing! Yeah, I remember when I started working on the command to confirm an action I made it work differently, using "/confirm" instead of just "confirm," which is what actually works in the game, so I must have just forgotten to change the text. As for the text, I had some trouble getting the timings right and really had to rush to submit the game in time, but these bugs will be fixed very soon! Please consider replaying when the update is out and I hope you enjoyed!

EDIT: Also, you can skip the intro text of the first trial by just typing Y or N immediately!

Thank you for playing! Yeah, I remember when I started working on the command to confirm an action I made it work differently, using "/confirm" instead of just "confirm," which is what actually works in the game. I must have just forgotten to change the text, but it will be fixed very soon! Please consider replaying when the bug is fixed and I hope you enjoyed!

EDIT: Also, you can skip the intro text of the first trial by just typing Y or N immediately!

Thanks for playing! Yeah I get that, I didn't really think they fit when I first drew the assets for the minigames, I actually hated them lmao. But they grew on me really quickly, idk I really liked it and it also kinda fit with the wildcard of arts and crafts.

Shhhhhhh it's unimportant

Heya, yeah that's been a bug for quite a bit now lol. I still don't know why it happens, but I believe I've fixed it. If you run into it again though, I will add a reset script that will reset the current day when you press R so you won't have to play through the whole game again. Thanks so much for playing, and I appreciate your feedback!

Hey, thanks so much for playing! Yeah I saw your stream and I'm so sorry about the freezing bug lol, I've never seen that before but I believe I've fixed it, so I'll put out a patch soon. Thanks again!

Not half bad, but the visuals could really use some work. There's no shadows, so the game looks really weird lol. Idk if that's a stylistic choice, but either way it's not too appealing to me. Other than that, nice work!

Thanks for bringing these to my attention, I was in such a rush to submit that those 2 glitches completely slipped my mind lol. I will post an updated version soon, thank you

Awesome stuff! Style's great, concept is interesting, keep up the good work!

Quite a cool game! Interesting art style and take on the theme! Nice work!

Pretty good but it honestly frustrated me pretty hard lol. Sometimes I'd miss the cash transfer machine when being chased by the security guard, and then I'd have to restart. Sometimes I wouldn't collect one of the coins when being chased by the security guard, and then I'd have to restart. Really wish there was a checkpoint system or smth so you didn't have to restart so much, and it's also really easy to get out of bounds at the beginning and break the game. Has potential though! Keep it up!

Eh, it's alright. This game totally has potential, and I like the idea, but the execution isn't great. Keep it up though! You've got a lot of potential!

Not too bad! Controls are a bit confusing tho, but overall not too bad

Thanks lol, as soon as I got the random rooms idea I knew I had to put a bunch of references in there lmao

Pretty good implementation of theme, though it's difficult to aim and there's only 3 levels. Not half bad!

Yeah, I wanted the game to be as dark at atmospheric as I could make it lol, thanks for playing!

Thank you! It's the exact style I had in my head while creating this game lol, really happy with how it turned out!

Thanks so much! Honestly I don't know either at this point lmao

Just fixed a couple bugs with the game, make sure to redownload!

Thanks so much!