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did i win.

fixed hehehe

These are all genuinely really good ideas (and things i *ahem* didnt notice) and I'll hopefully have all the QOL updates (Shop fixes and making the three ways to preserve health more common) done soon. Thanks for playing!

blaire witch bug. I have zero idea what couldve caused that? probably some input buggery

hey. 6 years ago I developed a game you may not remember. It was called “You Versus Them All”. I do not expect you to remember me or this game, but I remember the overly aggressive comments you made on it regarding how (objectively) awful it was. I would like to thank you for these comments, as in the following 6 years, I have made significantly better games, in part to spite you for these comments. I would have never made such leaps in my skill if it weren’t for the dejection your comments caused. Still. Do not shame someone for making a bad game. You were skilled and I was not. You had no right. Have a nice day.

le O is an A... I'm so sorry, the font isnt the clearest

lies

also you should set the player as "not draggable"

dawg fix these controls, why cant I use left and right arrow to move??

At the bottom of Lake Michigan, a colossall monster lurks, feeding earths machinery with its blood. And you're in charge of extracting it. Manage a really badly designed terminal to extract the precious sanguine, analyze samples of the creature, and try your hardest not to die.

two seconds left. this is why I'm the GOAT.

We did intend to add more stuff, but as it turns out, coordinating 5 people to work on the same thing is quite hard. Glad you enjoyed the game, tho!

I shall gladly play thy game, dear ‘ProGameWizard78’

Thanks for enjoying the game! The actions were a pain to get right (and to get done), but I'm glad we seem to have gotten it right!

Thanks! Glad you liked the game (and my(our) art)!

Internet memes, indeed. Thanks for playing!

oo la laaaa~

oo la la!!!! what engine is this game made with?

(begins genuinely tweaking) my ass is NOT adding lighting, no thank youuuu! (but im glad you liked it!)

:]

i'll be sure to put that in BOLD, ITALISIZED, AND ALL THAT!!!

n'yaww!!! thank you so much! means a lot!

hear? there's no spoken dialog??? are you hallucinating?????

ban this guy

Me likey, but its really easy to just spam-click towards the nearest food n' stuff, the lava pockets should be more common! Me super likey the art, very nice!

reverse how? some puzzles require the controls to be how they are now

BAN THIS GUY!!! HE STOLE MY IDEA!!

i squeezed every ounce of content i could think of (lies) into this game, so im glad you liked it!

this game gave me lung cancer

GAME, OF THE

i've, unfortunately, played worse games than this

debatable

:D thank you!

I'm very glad you enjoyed the game! I do intend to expand this game in the future! Thanks for playing!

PS: Did you finish the game, and how long did it take?

the person who made this needs either an award or therapy, and i'm not sure which

dang