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i quite enjoy this high-octane twin-stick shooter. though i'll say, the screen can get rather clogged with all those elements on screen. there's been plenty of times where i've ran into enemy bullets thinking they were gems. over all, quite the addictive game. i like it. would recommend

This all would have been resolved peacefully if they had been aware of polygamy and plastic surgery

nvm i was missing one lol

Fair enough. I redid every level without taking damage and it worked. by the way, are the collectable labels also bugged? i feel like i got everything in the second world but it still says i only have 94% completion.

the golden rifle quest is bugged. i keep doing level 2 without taking damage, but it won't give me the weapon no matter what.

I got scammed! I tried sending in the report, but the game said they couldn't locate dr kel and would send in the drone once i fixed the dishes or the tower, even though everything was fine, including the tower. so i quit and came back, and the drone worked fine. BUT THEN THEY SAID I WAS TOO LATE AND REFUSED TO PAY ME!!! WHICH MADE NO SENSE SINCE THE PACKAGE WAS GONE AND THEY SAID THEY HAD RECEIVED MY PACKAGE!!! AAAAAAAA. Dr. Bao is such a cheapskate! Here's a timeline of events.
1. i come back to the base after getting my reports

2. i try to send the report

3. drone can't locate me, so i check the dishes and the radio tower. it's all working.

4. i save, quit and come back

5. drone works again and takes my package

6. i get payed.

7. i save and quit, then come back

8. Now it says i didn't send it the report and my money is gone!!!

I swear Dr. Bao is just looking for reasons to not pay me.

this looks like a virus. No evidence to support this or anything. But it looks like a virus. Might play it anyways.