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When I opened the game, it seemed fine. I opened the cupboard doors, grabbed the key, turned to the safe, opened the safe, and well uhm it didn't work beyond that. I couldn't pick up the red card thing in the safe no matter how much I clicked. I pressed every single key on my keyboard and none worked, not sure if this was an issue with my device or something but yeah, glitchy.

I've named my under-the-bed-goblin Susan. Susan likes furniture fresh, no salt, no garlic, nothing. She's a simple gal. Remember to buy more furniture for Susan every day, if you run out of furniture, prepare to jump. Ensure you eat no seasonings or anything other than wood and ceramics for 24 hours before feeding yourself to Susan. Take care of her!

I DID TOO!!

"not stereotypical nonsense" lists a bunch of stereotypically-unattractive features

"why do you look tired, you've done practically nothing" :/

I'm not diagnosed with anything, just symptoms but either way i relate in a few ways. this game was good and lightly annoying but really fun to play

HELP I CLICKED ON THIS AT 20:44 SO WHEN IT SAID 20:40 I FREAKED OUT

 i love this game sm 😭 

this is moxi, the first born and only child :)

I'm glad I found this. It's a short and quick game but it carries a thoughtful, and kind message<3 Hang in there everyone.<3 :)