Congratulations to the Winner!
My favourite got 4th place, so I'm happy with that :)
I think the more elaborate the original phrase the more will change. I've tried it with
"We would like to make you a generous offer if you can reciprocate."
And ended up as:
"Report of the service is performed."
This could prove to be a lot of fun :)
Shouldn't you roll UNDER the ability score to succeed? It doesn't make sense to roll over, otherwise each success makes you worse at what you've just succeeded at.
Probably a typo, I assume.