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Such an awesome concept. And a good game. I love it!

Same. I’ll try completing again another time.

My base was too spaghetti-like. About to start over.

Edit: after careful consideration, I made it even more spaghetti. But at least it’s optimal now.

Also, all the boat does is swim a little away, drop your cargo into an ocean and then take some time to produce counterfeit money.

LOL, I’ve been able to put a tower inside the fog.

yeah!

Oh, I haven’t meet individuals of your kind yet. Do you comply with Isaac Asimov’s three laws?

Not ok promoting yourself in comments.

I like it. Would be cool if it also knew my username (not sure it can be done on itch, we had that on newgrounds).

That was a fun incremental game.

Thank you for not gradually increasing money needed to hire or promote employee (I mean… coworker). Thank you for not having some bullshit mechanics like prestige.

I wish I could buy mouses for my coworkers so that they would be as cool as me. But that’s ok that I can’t.

I believe the game is well-balanced and the messages are funny. Also the topic is relatable - one get too many emails in modern world.

On my second playthrough I played better got more stars and my ranking is #71. When on my first it was #12.

Okay. Guess, that’s how game jams work after all. xd

Paying with some cryptocurrency might be a temporal solution.

But the situation is horrible. Small groups shouldn’t decide for us all, just because they are loud. You don’t like these sort of games - don’t play it. You don’t want your child to play these games - watch your damn child (use an parental control or something).

Anyway, thank you for your reply.

Next thing - game asks if you’re over 18 years old.

Nice little game. So heartwarming.

I think you should have left some comment about the game Anomalous Coffee Machine you were inspired by. In description, patreon page and the game itself. The authors of the original idea deserve recognition.

Not cool.

I understand that they already have a finished game on Steam and are developing part two. But it would be the right thing to do.

Was a bit too much for me. I badly needed the button to give up and don’t get money for the surgery.

Anyway, the game is good. The cute graphics and voice acting are at a high level. I’m sure there many people who would absolutely love this game.

By the way, memory unlocked. It reminded me of an old flash game where you would choose a weapon and hurt person. Won’t remember its name obviously.

To be fair, you can’t expect itch to control external sites.

But, what about censorship? Is something going on on itch recently? I have to google it. I hate censorship of almost any kind.

He did say that no one in this comment section except for him has a common sense. That is definitely wrong.

Also, yeah, while opinions about preferences can’t be wrong - opinions based on false information, faulty logic, or those that contradicts reality can.

I don’t think things for adults should necessary have “a message”. And what’s wrong with meaningless violence? It’s just pixels on a screen.

To be fair you can hide viruses in all sorts of stuff, even games. But yeah, I don’t think this game has a virus.

I’m not sure it’s necessary to fix it. This is a short little game, not some serious project. Usually when playing such games you just have to roll with those little inconsistencies.

Though I agree that your points are valid and improvements you’re talking about would make the game slightly better.

you can’t

It’s not so non-existent I guess. Which is a good thing. :)

Would you give a dollar for every time you cli… Lol, I see what you did there.

Sorry, don’t have a solution here. I dropped using linux for personal affairs a long time ago.

Just want to say that despite downvotes - your comment is good. If I were on Linux I would appreciate someone telling if the game works with WINE.

Why would you beat your wife? I mean, she’s your wife. It’s like keying your own car.

Oh, you uploaded your port to both itch and github.

Wow. The downvotes.

Good job. Are downvotes from the people who couldn’t make it work?

Isn’t that less violent than what we already have in the game?

lol

It’s… What? I guess everyone is free to interpret art in their own way. You could draw that parallel.

Every click is a step closer to greatness!

There’s anger behind this game? Pf… Those are the kind of people who want to censor everything. I think any kind of game has a right to exist - just put it in adult section and add warnings about the content.

How do I choose a different weapon?

If I chose magic, how do I go back and chose shrink ray?

Wow, I remember this game. Glad to play it again.

Was this a part of some game jam, like Ludum Dare?

ew

That would be a great way to monetize, lol.

What US and Europe do is not even remotely comparable with what russians do, please. See their atrocities in Butcha. And there are many cities like Butcha. Besides, have US or any European country annexed anything after UN was founded in 1945? Because russia did.

I have friends who had to flee their homes, I have colleagues who died defending their country. The downtown of my city is ruins after russian missile. So f russia.