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Hi, it's me, Chronos. You might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, apparently castrating your dad and swallowing your children is "frowned upon" by the Greek gods so Zeus made me vomit up all the children I swallowed and they beat me in a war. Now I'm stuck in this dungeon in Tartarus but luckily they have green exit signs that let me escape. Oh yea also I can rewind time, suck it Hecatonchires!

On July 28, itch.io de-indexed all NSFW content. Why you may ask? It's simple. The world can't handle Naked Silly Frogs with Whimsicalness. That's right, think of all the images like this that are seared into your head:

Two words: Frog. Gyatt.

Make sure to send all the support the developers' way. To be able to create such a bold, brave project in the face of increasing regulations on whimsical frogs is what we need in this country.

God bless america. God bless frog gyatts.

"Order Up" has been a life-changing game for me. As someone who has struggled with depression, finding something enjoyable and engaging was a challenge. However, the simulation game has given me a purpose and a sense of accomplishment that I have never experienced before. The game's mechanics of managing a restaurant and preparing dishes for customers have taught me valuable skills such as time management, multitasking, and decision-making. I found myself looking forward to playing the game every day and feeling a sense of pride and satisfaction with each level I completed. Playing "Order Up" has lifted me out of depression, providing me with a new perspective on life. I am now more focused, motivated, and happier than ever before. "Order Up" has been a beacon of hope and a reminder that even in the darkest moments, there is always a cute animal game to entertain my spirits.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS I USED TO DO IS TO POISON THE ANIMALS BY FEEDING THEM BAD FOOD.

But alas they always see through it. In the past, I made a terrible mistake. I poisoned cute animals out of ignorance and carelessness. However, I have since learned my lesson and made a promise to never harm any living creature again. Through therapy, education, and self-reflection, I realized that my actions were cruel and unacceptable. I am now actively speaking out against animal abuse and raising awareness about the importance of treating all living creatures with kindness and compassion. I regret my past mistakes deeply, but I am committed to making amends and advocating for the well-being of animals. If anyone out there is struggling with similar issues, I encourage you to seek help and support to overcome these harmful behaviors. Together, we can make a difference and build a world where all creatures are treated with respect and love.

BUT SADLY I CAN NEVER GO PAST THE RIGHTMOST BOUNDARY TO HANG OUT WITH THE ANIMALS THAT LEAVE.

I have come a long way since my past mistakes. "Order Up" has played an instrumental role in my journey towards healing and growth. It taught me valuable skills and provided a sense of purpose and accomplishment that I had been missing. Through playing the game, I also discovered the importance of treating all living creatures with kindness and respect. I am now actively speaking out against animal abuse and advocating for a more compassionate world. I am grateful for the opportunity to share my story and encourage others to seek help and support to overcome harmful behaviors. Together, we can make a difference and create a better future for all living creatures.

Sincerely,

Dennis

Here's a screenshot of my experience with the bug. I'm using a different browser than google called Brave which comes with adblock, so that might be causing an issue.