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It is a sound one should not describe, for it was not meant for our simple minds to comprehend

DO NOT LEAVE THIS OPEN AFTER DYING WHILE GOING TO EAT SOMETHING MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

10/10, best porn game ever

Fun fact, in Spain, the theorem is told with Don Quixote instead, due to it being a more recognizable work here

how do I destroy things? I have a similar problem

Why is something so simple so fun and entertaining?

The only things I'd add are:

1: After completing level 9 stats uncap to 10

2: No cap on money multipliers (you'd need to beat level 9 each time)

I have reached max lifespan and I cant use the amulet

How can I do a full reset? I want to start from zero, without any mutations

why can't I change my stats nor buy things? I came back recently and I can only choose jobs

If we ever get a boss in a soulsborne with a name generated by this, I honestly wouldn't notice

It doesn't load in my school computer (that somehow runs godot)

the problem with step-by-step learning is that in coding every single code is composed of little "bricks", and just like with lego, you being able to build something cool with instructions doesn't mean you'd be able to build without them

Can you save in browser? I completed a page and it didn't save, but maybe its just a bug

Edit: It now saves, I think it was because my pc froze and I had to restart it

Did I get a good score?

Cool game, the only thing I would add is a way to change controls to shoot towards where your cursor, and maybe character cosmetics

kinda broken, should be unlocked after 5 prestiges

what is an ss?

i love the idea, but the controls feel kinda clunky, my mouse always ends up locked in the sky for some reason or another, so maybe make mouse lock

I beat it :D

Only things this needs to be a 10/10: Color and weapon pick, if I want to improve with twinblade(one of the hardest to use weapons) I need to use it

its a beautiful history, with great drawings, a wonderfull and realistic world, i loved it, but i would love a mobile version if it is posible

great and fun, short but entertainging

web has unloaded textures, otherwise good game

can you add saving for web?

what about adding different "texture packs"? if i want to play the pixel i can select it but if i want to play with text i can also play like that

delete the second 0 please, its confusing, Kalzatak, it happens to me too

i love the game, but i'd suggest 2 things, 1º, sterile creatures and the ability to spawn creatures, 2º, deleting certain parts of organs/body parts
withou needing to get them eaten, to create scars or something like that

add a mode without timer

more games like this? its cool, i like commanding an army

that is a great idea, please devs add it

git gud

lol

how many colors are there?

more?

the lag the wind causes in my pc, please add an option to remove it(maybe it only happens to me but its making impossible to progress mikasa/annie)

fix the lag training grounds cause pls

add a variant where you pull cards in groups of 2, if you place the first, you can place the second, if you cant place, you pick another 2 and put them at the top, when you have all cards in your hand, you put them back, repeat and if you go one deck without placing, you lose

XD