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Sir you are unwell

I don't even know what to say

Wooo that is one cool game! I did not understand the 3 circles thing at first and threw the first two games entirely. The NPC went full-zipper in one game and I refreshed instead of waiting for the 10-jellybean-long queue

Most creative game of the jam so far IMO. Seems like best strategy is to zipper? And use feather if you're clearing a queue of bullets?

Interesting experience. Is this a.... capitalism simulator? The player is a factory worker who is promised great riches if he climbs the corporate ladder, and in the end is completely scammed.

I like it. DIalogue was fun :D

Love me some Brotato-likes

Art looks great, lots of content in 1 week with all the enemies and player types. Very ambitious project and the dizziness idea is fun. I appreciated the attention to detail like the intro scene :D

My one point of feedback is I want more JUICE. The screen ought to be flying off the rails when something dies. Maybe some recoil or momentum to the spin. Blood splatters that persist in the battlefield, have enemies gib and bounce their body parts everywhere. I have the same complaints about Brotato though too and that game seems to be doing well so it's maybe a matter of taste

Awesome awesome work

Managed to get the WebGL build here: https://poboy2.itch.io/the-hamster-machine-webgl

It's identical to the jam version except it's in-browser instead of requiring a Windows machine. That being said please only vote based on the original version! Not trying to skirt jam rules I just wanted a version to show my friends who are on Mac. Happy jamming :)

Thanks for trying it, give it another go as we fixed some major game-breaking bugs in the last 24 hours

The bug being the game being entirely unfinished

Sorry y'all, we are bad at computers and couldn't get the webgl build up. If you're not on windows, you can watch the full playthrough here. I promise it is almost exactly the same experience as playing it live :)

christ this game is insane

amazing work especially for one person

really great storytelling

:0 sick game

I like going around the loops at Mach Fuck after 10 upgrade cycles

The shotgun mechanic is great and I love the dialogue and feel of it

Have you played EnviroBear 3000? Brings me back

this game makes me feel completely incapable of any motor function whatsoever

like I should've failed kindergarten

completely utterly incapable of moving

very fun

clicked for the title and thumbnail

very touching story -- I cried from my eyes

Grats on your first solo jam :)

The tilt makes it feel really nice

glorious music

music was made for this

Robbed a man blind today, then enriched us both to the moon. gosh this game sure is something. That intro...

God so difficult. Great graphics and animations! I really couldn't do any of the levels past 4

Great narrative and a lot of personality in both characters. I am TERRIBLE at this game

GOTY 2025

GOTY 2025

Coolest presentation I've seen in a long time and love the vibe of this. Great voice acting :)

Love the dancing roaches and the menu and really fun animations!

This is a work of art