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If only websites had access to...I don't know...a filter or something? 

It's almost like these bots are using the EXACT   SAME    PHRASE

That is genuinely tragic, and though it changes nothing, I am sorry you have to deal with that. It shouldn't be players informing devs about that stuff. I really hope they can get to work and clear things up. 

Best of luck dealing with Itch, and with your game! 

5.552$ a month and it takes one of their simps to respond to people after half a year of silence?

And that doesn't set off any red flags? 

You lot are a special type of unwell. 

The gooners throwing money at a screen that has long since shut down are objectively worse off than me. But keep telling yourself otherwise. I'm sure it's the only thing getting you through the day that doesn't involve a rag. 

Honestly, got baited by the vore tag. I read the description and went straight to the fourth song.

1/5 for vore content

BUT 5 OUTTA 5 FOR GAMEPLAY, HOLY HELL, THIS THING SLAPS

COMING OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE WITH SLAPPING MUSIC AND ADDICTIVE GAMEPLAY (that is likely going to ruin my mouse in record time) BUT WHAT A FANTASTIC LITTLE CREATION

I may have been baited, but I don't regret getting hooked!

This is some top tier schizo posting. Love it. 

Thought as much, but wanted to be sure! Thank you! 

Am I missing something? I always lose the ability to interact with chat boxes after going through a few areas. I've tried clicking, button mashing, and pressing all the keys that constantly pop up. Nothing happens. 

These are wonderful patch notes

People like you are golden trinkets in the eyes of these blatant scammers. Bless you naivety. 

Nice coping skills, great for getting through a miserable life

Congrats on 200! You're more dedicated to updating your game than a lot of people with 200k! 

How much help that is for the people paying on Patreon. Wooooooooooooooooooow, what an AMAZING, NOBLE action. To post on Discord. Where people aren't paying them FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH TO STAY SILENT. 

The low framerate anomaly is one of the most clever, insidious fucking things I've seen in a porn game. Genuinely hilarious. I love that. 

$5,469 a month on patreon

No posts in nearly 3 months

Gooners will literally never learn. 

How is this the first time I'm seeing the  bots out in such force? My god. They're rampant today. 

THE RETURN OF THE KING

LONG MAY YOU REIGN

They're responding to me and my initial comment. May not have shown up correctly since they reached it through stalking my profile. Sorry you got roped in! 

Good, good. Glad that 4 year old coddled brat mentality is still alive and kicking! 

"If you can't do it, you can't judge it!" 

Sorry, your comment is irrelevant. You're not pretending you're better while sitting on your couch! 

Wait, neverminded, that's exactly what you're doing. Keep on, then with your AI generated ass PFP. 

Ah, thank you! That's exactly the answer I was after! 

Why Moon? What context am I missing here? 

>"Disgusted by Itchio"

Misplaced anger. Their only reprehensible action in this was not telling people first, acting second. 

>Petitions.

The more people implore others to sign a worthless, laughably useless petition, the fewer people will actually be convinced to do anything that will actually matter. You're not helping. You're just muddying an already sullied pond. 

Blessed same size vore! An astoundingly rare thing to find in games! 

Why finish one game...when we can have THREE that never get updated? 10/10 paysite methodology. Executed perfectly! 

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

Seeing you try to justify using the actual lowest effort slop is genuinely hilarious. What's not is that you seem to have managed to genuinely delude yourself into thinking this is, in anyway, fine. Seriously, look at those FINGERS. How can you act like this is even ok by AI standards when there's free access to drastically better generators RIGHT NOW. 

My man is pretending he's in the future, but he's still somehow stuck in a 13 fingered past. You AI bros are the gift that keep on giving! 

Singlehandedly outperforming countless AAA studios! 

This is a terrible way to advertise a Patreon and new (to us) product. I still have no idea what I'd be even supporting here with this single messy image. Did someone entirely different make this page? How do you go from Wheel of Fates to this? 

My excitement is immeasurable and my day is improved.

It's genuinely insane how slow this game updates for paid subscribers. They make drastically more money than most people just to update their game at the same rate Mojang updates minecraft. 

That's fine when you're not taking a check off the backs of your fans every single month. But they are. And they're making a lot. 

Grotesque behavior, but very common behavior at that. 

I lost braincells reading that description. 

I appreciate the rapid response! Best of luck with continued development! 

I understand if this seems nitpicky, but the first 8 instances of what should be "You're" is spelled as "Your" in this game. It very much needs a grammar check. On the topic of the text boxes, they're a bit on the obnoxious side due to how slow they are to chew through. 

Downloaded Lordling of Hearts - 64bit Windows.zip on Windows 11; Google Chrome has default security settings. I cannot replicate the issue now that I let the file through, and for either that reason or another, none of the others are getting flagged. If it's not happening to you or others, it's probably not a concern, but still worth noting at least. Maybe just something to keep an eye on. I've never had it happen with another file from itchio, so I doubt it was the site itself. Just wanted to let you know incase it ever became important! 

Are you aware that Google Chrome flags the most recent Fluffy Moth  version as a virus? It fought vehemently to prevent me from downloading it. Just for the sake of the wary who may read this, I ran each file through Virus Total and did a normal scan with Bitdefender. Clean on all fronts. But something is causing Google to freak out. 

"Adventure games where choices matter,"

Aaah shit, here we go again. 

Left a full review for you, but in short, the vore is amazing, but gameplay is just atrocious. Antiquated artificial environmental difficulty with almost no quality of life. A real shame that several rather substantial issues prevent this from being a true one of a kind masterpiece. 

In shortest: It's not fun. 

49.93$ is an....interesting choice.