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it's an exe file. you can't LAUNCH it on mobile.

though you can download winrar mobile and i think you can delete it from there

truly

"nuh uh"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    -tv fucker from blue mario: the movie

1: yes

2: yes

3: hold esc or run the Specialized Goose Murdering Program™ included (Close Goose.bat)

this shit has so many questions that i will be the FAQ tab because motherfu

q 1: is this a virus

a 1: no its completely safe

q 2: how do i close it

a 2: hold esc until the bar is filled or run close goose.bat

q 3: is this being updated

a 3: 

q 4: how to make goose angry

a 4: click on goose or close his Specialized Goose Programs™

thus concludes the

disable the FUCKING retrobar thingy you PU

ok so then just unretro you taskbar

i hope you like ANTONBLAST

(wishlists 109 times)

another con is that i don't know how many biscuits i have because i can't count while murdering everyone in blodswaus dawgjen cause in regular PT i just check the appearances of the goofballs which actually makes it easier to count but the biscuits are all the same

i didn't include this because i forgor and i can't really have a way to make the sentence start with "fuck"

i'm noising my small breaks rn

this is the real noise's medium break

the hell does that mean are you goosing around in win xp or have you just not enabled it (the funny icon)

ok if you play as peppino 3 you get 3 special stages here they are

1 - an unbeatable horror maze of madness

2 - a screen with triangle fella that shakes the window and crashes the game

3 - an unbeatable remake of the first room of golf that forces you into normal peppino (all exits are "out of bounds" and exiting no longer allows you to be able to accesthe funnies)

ok i thought this was like just a SAGE reskin but it's actually really good

pros:

• cat
• cool title screen
• funny secret level (i'm not telling you lmao)
• tower
• new tutorial
• new moveset
• cool ending

cons:

• fuck bloodsauce dungeon
• fuck my skill issue
• fuck the secret level
• fuck strongcold
• fuck the unskippable credits
• fuck the angry guy in the secret level
• fuck the length of the secret level
• fuck the secret level
• fuck the-

very cool pizza tower mod

ranking: B (could be better)

press the funny button on the right of the searchbar (or windows icon if you have it disabled). if you don't know what button here's how it looks like:

// this is in gml_Object_obj_thiscomment_Step_0 reminder cause i keep thinking this is the create code
if (obj_game.good && (global.gamebeaten))
    text = this game is really good, i beat it all and it was really fun
else
    text = this game is ass
    instance_create(obj_murder)
else if (obj_averagePTfan.skillissue)
    text = this game is really good, level 9 is too hard for me though so i can't beat it :(
    instance_create(obj_attachment)
if (!obj_averagePTfan.skillissue)
    text = i speedran this game with a time of 5m 32s lol
    instance_create(obj_attachment)
// fix code, only the skill issue text code works

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let's say a game updates and you can't get the older (and you might say cooler) version of the game

just pirate it

no just pirate it lmao

you can pirate if

- you're poor

- a version of the game for your system is paid with no free version of it

- the game is region locked for you

- you want an older version of the game

it's as safe as succesfully shooting someone in the face

r i c e

how the fuck

the what

what does the

what the fuck is this game

i expected the fridge to be normal, why is there a fucking museum stored in it

the fucking outro though

THE FUCKING OUTRO oh my god it is the funniest shit i've ever seen

i don have discorpse

HOLD ESC OR OPEN CLOSE GOOSE.BAT

TUTORIAL: how to evict goose

there's tons of comments where people cannot remove the goose from their device.

there's like 4 ways let me show you

1. hold ESC

holding ESC eventually removes him.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

can be used anywhere, anytime (yippee)

CONS:

takes too fucking long (impatience moment)

2. open Close Goose.bat

your copy of deckflop ghost comes with a .bat file called "Close Goose"

this runs a command that, naturally, closes goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

CONS:

you have to travel to the folder to get it (or create a shortcut to it)

can't be relied on if goose nabs your mouse (you have to CLICK)

can accidentally be deleted (whoopsie daisy)

3. bugs!

on the right of your search bar (or windows icon if searching is disabled) should be a weird icon.

click it with goose enabled and he SHRINK.

hovering over the goose reveals the X icon. press it to INSTANTLY close goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose cannot intervene (he can't nab yo mouse)

can be used anywhere at anytime

CONS:

looks weird

4. close everything

shut down the system and reboot.

all applications should be closed when returning (including the fucking goose)

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose can do absolutely NOTHING to stop you (too weak)

CONS:

risky (please save any unsaved progress or else your 1000 word document is fucked)

takes too fucking long (impatience moment 2: cortex strikes back)

this glitch with goose

you can do this to fast-travel to folders in windows but goose is just an overlay so it does that

oh yeah to not trigger the goose you must know what triggers him

- clicking on him

- closing his special programs (the not-epad and the photos)

yeah that's it

dont_pirate_message.txt.mp4.flp.mp3.jpeg.jpg.png.exe.com.ogg.wav.ptlv.autotile.ini.bat.7z.zip.rar.apk.bin.pptx.webp.nsf.html.win.bak.ttf.docx.gba.n64.z64.rep.love.img.ace.blend.arc.scworld.ase.aseprite.fun.flipchart.jar.midi.mid.lua.mcworld.osu.cgi

hold esc or run Close Goose.bat

an unlikely match: deckflop ghost and pits a tow err

this little fucker makes me want to die, so i made this to express my feelings for goose

he's really annoying

no the thing actually isn't supposed to close like that

to evict goose, the intended way is either:

- open Close Goose.bat

or

- hold ESC

thank you it took me maybe 2-3 minutes to make

fuck unity (fuck unity)

no there is no desk goose update

btw im on me phone cuz me pc has ass wifi so this pic is rare (feel free to steal)

are you implying i bought aseprite legitimately (i pirated it (drawing apps shouldn't fucking cost money))

ok i a few months(?) tried out the exclusive (and elusive) mobile version! on my phone! i don't trust apple because they release the same s🗿 every f🎉ing new iFoam they release, which is good because there's no iOS version

right off the bat, the game had mobile controls and the mobile settings tab. this allows you to play the game

- as a youtube short

- upside down

- as a mepipe pants (yt shorts option but upside down)

- downside up

so yeah for some reason the game starts upside down (the bottom of the screen is above the volume n power buttons) and you have to change it every time

i deinstalled it because the text disappeared for some reason so

risotto in piece

Macaroni Cornflake II

2024

cause of death: my phone bad i think

yeah that's his name (macaroni c. the first is in the windows save file btw)

summary 4/10 macaroni cornflake sad (his son die)

yeah the only thing not safe from the goose is you.

me updating my goose: