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i am glad you have had an experience! i wouldn't want to hit you in the head, that seems a bit mean

ooh, I'll have to try it again tomorrow!

noooo it crashed on the second floor :(

Error: cannot execute macro <<play-dungeon>>: assignment to undeclared variable gunSlotRed

But that (and the now-grating—I mean lovely—kazoo soundtrack) aside... this is extraordinary!! Satisfying to play, great use of assets, and very impressive that this is somehow Twine underneath.

I'm a bit lost but it's very impressive! Maybe I'm missing something but some sort of indicator for if I'm doing the breathing mechanic right might be useful. I'll have to try the 3DS version though, maybe that works better.

I am continually impressed at what y'all have done with these assets. Also a big fan of this new trope of having character customisation and then using it against you. Now I want to hear Sparks sing "this municipality is insufficiently large for the both of us" very very quickly... and with a kazoo!

Squeaky squeaky

I thought this was an obscure insult but it's actually amazing. Initially I was going to complain that it was too easy but then I realised I was actually still in the tutorial and hadn't noticed there was an exit button. Much harder after that!

thank you! goal achieved

wonderfully whimsical use of assets! i'll have to check out this format too

this is so cool what the hell. i think i broke it though if you reenter the underground after getting the key and then come back up again the bandits wont attack you anymore :(

It's more likely than you'd think!

thank you! it miight work if you have access to the web version of keynote but i'm not sure. the audio is just a loop of all the kazoo samples played at once though. the stuff at the end probably makes more (slightly) sense if you've played the Morality! series but I expect it's much funnier if you don't

man. i had no idea what was going on in american sportsball. it's so sad to see the suffering these people have to live with. in americans portsball

wait til easter he might come back. can i use Keynote?

fun game and funky sound design! last one is too tricky for me...

edit: WAIT I GOT IT OMG

i want to bite this story

i'll always believe in you gay bar...

visceral and beautiful. holy shit

thank you! ^_^ it's a nice track

thank you!!glad to hear soemthing worked

this one is so good please play it y'all!

I lost :(

I don't know if it's intended but I like it. You can ominously type a question mark on the end.

hell yeah

thank you!! it's reassuring to hear i'm not the only one witht his weird space in my head

haha, I'm surprised someone figured it out! I'll save you time though because that's the only one that's actually a puzzle, the rest are just random stuff (I would've done more but I was in a hurry)

thank you!!

Okay, I've added a version without flashing as a download. To be on the safe side I made the whole piece "light mode" - for clarity, cards that were originally inverted will appear without rounded corners. Hopefully that helps!

I'm sure that could be achieved! I'll have a look.

thank you!!

yeah, if you click and nothing happens that should mean you reached an ending

Clearly I've gotten the hang of these, because I did it in about eleven minutes... I should time myself on the next one! Cute graphics as well and a nice ending.

(sorry i don't think i'm going to find a suitable multilayered keane lyric for this one)

not you as well... let me have the tv mum!! i want to watch vampires smp!!

you stood still above the track
you knew as you watched her go
that she was never coming back
you stuck to places that you know
you said you were scared of heights
and that you didn't want to go
where everyone else goes

a house on fire, a wall of stone
a door that once was open
an empty face and empty bones
who ate your heart?
you're cold inside
you're not the one I hoped for
I'll see you on the other side

thank you!

this could be the end of everything...

I dream in emails
worn-out phrases
mile after mile
of just empty pages

it's more likely than you'd think! i'll have to check yours out!

It's an honour :)