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Hey guys, it's been a while huh? I'm just touching base after my review. The developer personally reached out to me and we decided to meet up at MICKs pizza.. we had a couple of Slicearonis freshly drooped over MICKs cock and talked about how to better the game. By the end of the 3rd slice the developer offered me a job opportunity. We started the interview right there.. he asked me, so where do you see yourself in 5 years? I thought long and hard and delivered an answer so daring MICKs ass clenched. In your chair I replied, your position. The developer said he's heard every answer in the book but never that answer. Right there on the spot he stood up and  simultaneously resigned while giving me his position to fill. I was know head of Underage Hentai LLC. We quickly began working on a new chapter of this delicious trilogy.  

*SPOILER ALERT*
.After you unleash covid following the end of the last level the world is very different. We just now finally started to recover and return to normalcy when the character Dr. Faucci is released from prison. He approaches your character and tries to make amends but you're not having it. Those sweet kisses you once left up and down his scrotum no longer make you salivate but repulse in disgust knowing what he had you do. But persistence is key. Eventually one day after being denied to smell Yuki's crap filled underwear you're walking home sad when Dr. Faucci approaches you in his new TESLA.. he teases you the car has autopilot so his hands are free for roaming during transit. That makes me personally laugh and decide to hop in. He deeply apologizes for the covid mishap and wants to make amends. He starts with a soft plump kiss followed by a gift with a bow. Take this  home to your large family gathering tonight and open it at the party it'll be a hit! I get out at my house and we kiss goodbye. Later that night at the party Enid and Bob see the gift in the corner and start to get excited about knowing what faucci got me. There nipples become so erect with excitement I start to unwrap it just to relax them. I can't even get the paper off because of Enids lactation soaking the wrapping paper. I finally get it off and it's a airtight container with black glass I can't see through. I open it slowly and the air starts to smell like donkey Kong's ass. Enid took one whiff and said I'm sure that's a good old liquid shit prank! Right then and there I get up and March out the party embarrassed and fall asleep. The next morning  get a call Enid and others have passed away mysteriously. Later autopsy reveals she died of the MONKEY VIRUS?? DR. FAUCCI STRUCK AGAIN getting me to release a deadly virus. This game is a piece of shit!

I bought this game because I've had blue balls so long they've turned moldy and I had to release a load of gunk so large Moses couldn't split it. I popped this floppy disk into my drive and prepared to stick my floppy disk into some premium pad thai pussy.  The game starts off as I expected. I'm in the cafeteria and they're serving poo-poo platter. There's dog, cat, and bat meat  (This game obviously takes place before COVID-19.) The 3 protein choices resemble that of the 3 Pokemon choices you pick from professor Oaks laboratory. Your meat choice will deeply impact your future exploration of Pyongyang Senior High.

One thing strange about the game is how absolutely filthy Pyongyang HS is. There is literal pieces of shit spread throughout the school grounds. As a matter of fact, one of your first levels is to scoop up all the crap off the front steps for the first day of school. These aren't the droppings of an animal, or a crass cheeky chappy, but that of a grown man. I suspect the principal, Kim iL Sung, may be the culprit. One of the shit morsels still haunts me to this day. It was a 9 inch leopard spotted steamer. So much detail put into a strange feature of the game..

I do wish that POLITICS were kept out of this video game.  The main girl I was slipping my finger into, Muki Yako, came from a very rich family. In the game you are raised from a poor up-brining and Muki's father has sympathy for you as before becoming a billionaire he was a trans prostitute. He occasionally asks you to run errands and pays you enough money to take Muki on a nice date to eat Poo-poo platters. One day Her father asks you to pay a visit to his laboratory and asks if you could drop off a package at the local Parcel delivery service. You follow the directions and end up at an office building titles WPE, WUHAN PACKAGE EXPRESS. You drop off the package and are given the reciept with the tracking code and what not Later on in the game the school goes into lock-down as everyone is becoming sick. Seems familiar? I had my player find the receipt from WPE and my jaw dropped to the floor when I read the label for who it was for.. ANTIFA.. Shortly after you realize you just delivered a vial of CORONA VIRUS TO ANTIFA, you're forced to confront Muki's Father. At first he plays it off and says you're being dramatic before a series of fierce punches and soft kisses forces Muki's father to reveal his cards.. "My name isn't Noyo Yako.. It's DR. FAUCCI.. Both my video game character and my actual self started to cry at what we just unleashed onto the world.. at this point a large pop up came onto my screen. I thought it was the damn Mcaffe anti virus trial but it was from the game itself. In order to complete the final level you're asked to scan and upload a copy of your proof of COVID vaccination. I turned off the game quickly and felt a sense of anger for being fooled.

P.S I reached out to the fellow reviewer below who had no place to stay and offered him refuge during CORONA VIRUS. I CAME HOME AND HE WAS RUBBING HIS BARE ASS ON MY SOFA.. STAY AWAY.