Claude apologizes, then hits you. Codex never runs the tests. DeepSeek copies your ultimate for 1% of the price.
I just released TOKKEN, a Tekken-style 2D fighter that parodies the AI industry. Your health bar is a 65,536-token context budget.
- 24 fighters, each with a unique special and a meme ultimate. Mistral calls a general strike, Kimi drops the moon, OpenClaw summons a lobster swarm, and Sora fights as a ghost because it got discontinued.
- Two AI sportscasters commentate live, and a crowd of AI CEOs holds signs.
- Online PvP with a 4-letter invite code and rollback netcode, plus local versus and VS CPU.
- Keyboard, Xbox and PlayStation controllers, and touch controls, so it works on phones too.
▶ Play it free in your browser: lexdoudkin.itch.io/tokken
I'd love to hear who your main is and which fighter feels broken. I'm balancing it with a CPU-vs-CPU simulator, but humans find things simulations don't. 🥊