Because Peppa Pig.

This is really fun! The shotgun felt nice to use and the upgrades felt impactful. And are those... Minecraft sound effects?

Super funny concept, I love how chaotic it can get when the zombies start escaping.

I didn't know ghosts could scream like that, but I'm glad I do now.

I had an idea for a game where you had to hurt yourself to attack, and a cactus seemed natural for that. Though I don’t blame you for thinking it’s a bit random haha.

btw, for anyone wondering, the reason I submitted so early is because I live in a different time zone, and I’m also a bit paranoid about deadlines lol

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When I saw a guy reach 1000 points I thought that was absurd. And then I saw this. This is just amazing.

This stuff is beautiful. I'm so hyped for this game!

10/10 I can say swears :)

Is this a functioning Pokemon game made in a week? What?

The graphics look very nice, it had a nice vibe to it. The gameplay had a few issues though, like the wasp bullets were so fast I could hardly dodge them, and enemies kept spawning next to me without warning. Overall it was still a fun time!

The art style is good and the random critters are wacky and fun.

I kinda wish the attack and defend states were a bit more different, but I still like it!

Thanks! I'm glad people found the concept funny, I had a lot of fun making the itch page lol.

Nice and fun! I love blasting those filthy humans! It got a bit too easy in the late game though, since I had 1 billion  human corpses for infinite fuel.

Easily my favourite game in the jam so far!

The absurd visuals and music, and the satisfying death animation... it's perfect!

OH NO another platformer with flying evil worms what am I gonna do now!!??

Cool auto runner, I wish you didn't start over when you die though.

Thanks! I'm sure trying to stomp on him made you realise how powerless you are in front of the great worm demon :)

I'll update my game toe-tal-freedome, a weird philosophical platformer where you can only jump by stubbing your toe, that I made for a jam.

It has cruelty squad inspired graphics and it was fun to work on, but I don't think it's actually fun to play, so I'll have to work on that.

EXCUSE ME my high score is like 60 how did you break it so hard

I got 9 fat fishes in one play through help

other than that very cool game

Thanks I had to study for exams lol

Well animated intro, fun gameplay, but some of the sounds hurt to hear, and music would have been nice.

Is this game good?                   -Strongly agree

Is it clever?                                   -Strongly agree

Did it make me scared for getting a job in the future?                 -Strongly agree

Incredible. The shotgun recoil being a movement tool and a hindrance when shooting was clever,

and the dummies feeling pain for some reason is a nice touch.

Sorry! It's probably because I was too lazy to add a full screen button :(

Thanks for the feedback! I thought the last part of the intro could teach people what to do, but it was way too subtle lol.

Wish I had time for a tutorial.

Just hold all other cards in your hand. Removing unnecessary cards in the shop makes it easier.

I may have found an infinite combo and here's how to do it

1.Get red snule

2.Get Heavy Cards

3.Get Yoga

4.Make red snule and yoga the only cards in draw pile

5.WIN

Red snule gives you stamina at the cost of fatigue, but yoga heals more then red snule damages, and draws more red snules and yoga cards. Heavy cards gives you gains every time you draw more cards, giving you infinite gains.

maybe this will be patched but I hope not because it's really funny lol

Sorry for that, the new version for the game should fix it I think.

I wanted the game to be a rage game at first, so I may have gotten overboard with the difficulty >:)

Thanks for such a detailed review! If I ever expand upon this game, this will come in handy!

I really liked the LORE and story. It's crazy you made it in a month !

Thank you so much! The position of the brain is actually dependent on your screen's resolution, and it was too late by the time I noticed :(

Thanks!

Michel Bush

Too handsome to not be a 10/10!

Music's awesome, and sprites are nice. For the gameplay, I would liked to see more ways to push the bosses other then bumping into them.

Thanks, the game's a bit buggy from all the spaghetti code I wrote.

Thanks!