Nothing quite like making the game's background the same color as the web page background so your mouse cursor (which you obviously aren't focusing on) clicks the page rather than in-game so you miss a pivotal jump. No wonder you uploaded this anonymously, go develop a time machine so you can get your job application rejected by Hiroshi Yamauchi.
lauralau
2
Posts
A member registered Apr 04, 2020 · View creator page →
Recent community posts
There's no porn.
If you were here to play the game because it seems like there is porn in it, there is none, so don't waste your time. False advertising to make you download the game, as is scumbag itch.io tradition.
Otherwise the game is simple. Walk around & cow zombies into neat rows so you can shoot them before they reach their target. This wouldn't be bad but the game does nothing to keep you from clicking out of the window (there's no full screen option; just 2 resizes) in this game where you will be waving your cursor around and clicking incessantly. There's nothing else to the gameplay.
When you win, there's one final suggestion of porn, but it just takes you to a blank white screen. Apparently there may be a secret "real" scene but I'll be honest, the art isn't good enough to even consider trying to get that.
2/10, at least it didn't hold my hard drive at ransom for bitcoin.