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Nice!

This game is a sort-of digital diary and features many little pieces of my young adult brain. Penises have always been beautiful and fascinating to me, so they were placed in that Shrine. The intent was to share this beauty and fascination with others—albeit through the intense, absurd, playful filter of this game’s aesthetic. In addition, the activity in the Shrine dream was something I desired at the time.

Cute!

1. They are optional, and completing any number of them doesn’t triggering anything.

2. I think so, it was supposed to feel like a debug room, but I don’t think I ever actually used it that way.

Thanks for asking :-)

You are truly the last bastion of games journalism!!! Godspeed fucker!!!!

That is great to hear :-)

I don’t like your comment!!!!!!!! It is very mean spirited!!!!!!

Very cute! I really overthought the maze segment. I will look forward to the squeakuel!

Fantastic style!

Very neat! I love the mystery of it. The music is lovely as well.

Yay thanks!!!

Use the page up and page down keys!

Did this ever change for you?

Haha, sorry. I had checked the box Has sensitive content, but it's not obvious what it does. I have updated the tags!

:-)

Pretty fantastic! I really appreciate the flexibility of all the sliders! Wow!

Also, I am so glad that you enjoyed my game!

Ah, that is awesome to hear :-)

Aw thanks! You might also enjoy my other games Cole's Christmas 2024: GoonQuest and Cole and Hubol's Christmas Adventure DX

I found out, yes, she read that day. I assume there were women involved!

I will let you know!

(Thanks!)

Nice, happy to see it return :-) Hope you are well!

I don't think I ever got an email! I hope you are doing well :-)

Windows builds are certainly doable! I will consider it in the future.

You are very welcome. I hope you enjoy your time with this game :-)

Weird, looking at that line in the compiled JS does not reveal anything obvious...



The syntax error for Firefox says that my code uses invalid syntax while specifying a property called "id" on line 192... But that is not the case.

I wonder, could you do me another huge favor and click this location in your console?:



You should be navigated to the affected place in the code. You could screenshot that for me. I super appreciate it.

At this point, my theories are:
- You have a cool extension or something that modifies JS before the browser executes it. You could disable extensions and see if that helps. Although I don't super understand why only this game would be affected :-)
- You were served a corrupted and/or incomplete copy of index-1767557873037.js at some point, and your browsers and/or something upstream have cached it. You could try clearing your browsers' caches!

If another screenshot does not reveal anything, my last resort would be to re-publish the game, hoping to bust whatever cache you have.

(Also, those warnings about Feature Policies are probably benign. lib.min.js is itch's code. I don't know what it's doing. I get similar warnings in Chrome.)

I hope you find this long response, at the very least, interesting :-)

Hello!

I quit my software job recently, too. But I have long discounted the possibility of living 100% off my games. It is a dream. But I continue to pursue making games for fun, with the optimism that I could at least generate $50 a month from it.

Before I made the decision to quit, I made sure my finances were OK and that a more frugal lifestyle could be supported by a part-time job doing something less soul-crushing.

I have been making games since 2009. I have probably made $5,000 off of them in that time. Granted, my stuff is a little more "out there" than most.

I wish you luck. I hope that you can find peace in the world and nurture your game development skillz! Maybe I will check out your game!

A syntax error would certainly kill the program! I am eager to see the cause. It looks like your image did not successfully attach…? Am I silly?

Haha, you are not stupid, this game is a little unorthodox! You’ll first need a seed, which have a couple sources in the game. Then you can use the seed on the farming plot. Then you need to water. In the hidden farm there is a sign to the northeast that gives a hint on how to water. This sign is intended to point to 4 items you can obtain. Hopefully that helps without giving too much away? :-)

Great!

Did you collect the pan from the southwest? If so, you can use the digit key (0-9) corresponding to the pan inventory slot on the river to start panning. Once you are in the panning scene (that is, you see Cole holding the pan), you can use the arrow keys to start panning. Hold down to fill the pan, release down to bring it up, and use the left/right keys to start sifting :-) Hopefully that helps!

hahahaha!

There is no way to “win”, although the cats do guard a nice secret. I don’t expect anyone to dodge the cats, but there is an item that you’ve already used that can nullify their attacks!

Hello!

I’ll reply too, hopefully that helps!

Hello! You could reach out to me at hubol.gordon at gmail dot com :-)

Sure, just attribute me in some way. I would love to hear them, as well!

Very kind of you to say that.

Thank you!

Thank you king!

Oh wow, your idea with the wannabe fisherman is pretty good... The solution is nowhere near as good :-)

Glad you enjoyed!

FWIW there is only 900 MO. available in the game :-)