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There's a shortcut but you need to wait a few years then do some time travel. It's a whole thing. Keep it quiet though.

First off, thanks so much for checking out the game and apologies for not considering the many people outside the QWERTY anglosphere!

I had a play with QWERTZ and I see the issue. I'll have to dig the code out from an old hard disk to see what I can do - not sure if the PICO-8 engine does keyboard layout detection, but if it's possible I'll make it happen!

Found this via "Building the Wobbly Physics of Crunda". What a fantastic little game. Great to hear that you're making a full version.

The music is actually based on Take On Me by Aha! So you've escaped the Rickroll (for now).

Happy to confirm the TNG theme is a troll (as is the DS9 font on the main title, although that's near-impossible to discern).

Your comment is nice

Hey, thanks for the nice words. Glad you enjoyed it!

Literally unplayable

honk

Could've upped the creepy factor by making the player put the milk in first.

That being said, I would happily play a much extended version of this game.