Starts up with the worst and most obnoxious music you can imagine.
Broken in several ways. A shame, but it looks like a good concept.
Doesn't even work.
If I can't stop the sounds, especially the awful music, I can't give it a positive rating because it's not worth the trouble of playing.
I can't imagine this did well. At 49 I was failing 3 classes ... Sure.
Lost me with the world's slowest boar fight.
Can't leave first screen.
Being able to turn off the music without impacting other sounds is a must. For me it's an accessibility issue. Please add this. Also, please add an alternate, readable font.
More than a bit crap. Can't remarry? In what world? Boring.
Pretentious twaddle.
It's a shame that the image of the cottage is tiny.
My Maserati does 185.
I was ambushed by 3 enemies ... and then nothing happened. No dialogues, no nothing.
Really looks awesome, guys!
Far too broken to be fun, sadly.
Bizarre and self-absorbed nonsense.
Shame we can't influence the generator. Of limited use for me as is. Nice, though.
If the goal was to get people to stop playing as fast as possible, mission accomplished.
