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The writing is terrible. The grammar, spelling ... it's awful. This is a waste of good electrons.

The lack of any real indication of what's happening is painful. The rate you get diamonds is so slow that it's just boring. Having no indication of whether you'll get a diamond or not...

The explanation below:

"To get diamonds you get one for every power of 1000 that you reach from ascending for silver. You get 5 diamonds for every power of 1000 that you reach from ascending for gold."

Isn't an explanation. WHAT to the power of 1000? Every power *additively*? Multiplicatively? What? 

Doesn't even rise to the level of an asset flip.

The art in this game is the reason AI is taking over.

Starts up with the worst and most obnoxious music you can imagine.

Broken in several ways. A shame, but it looks like a good concept.

Doesn't even work.

If I can't stop the sounds, especially the awful music, I can't give it a positive rating because it's not worth the trouble of playing.

I can't imagine this did well. At 49 I was failing 3 classes ... Sure.

Lost me with the world's slowest boar fight.

Can't leave first screen.

Can't leave first screen.

Being able to turn off the music without impacting other sounds is a must. For me it's an accessibility issue. Please add this. Also, please add an alternate, readable font.

More than a bit crap. Can't remarry? In what world? Boring.

Pretentious twaddle.

It's a shame that the image of the cottage is tiny.

My Maserati does 185.

I was ambushed by 3 enemies ... and then nothing happened. No dialogues, no nothing.

Really looks awesome, guys!

Far too broken to be fun, sadly.

Bizarre and self-absorbed nonsense.

Shame we can't influence the generator. Of limited use for me as is. Nice, though.

If the goal was to get people to stop playing as fast as possible, mission accomplished.