You know, saying it once may be funny, but milking the entire thing till it's dry and then cutting it open to get more not only makes it not funny anymore (not that it was to begin with) it makes it annoying and makes you seem like a b!tch.
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Those people are actual people who need help. if somebody says "How do I get the goose to go away" what do you say? Oh wait! I know "That's not a funny joke". When you have a problem with something and you genuinely don't know how to fix it, what do you do? YOU ASK THE CREATOR OR THE COMMUNITY which is what these people are doing! You saying "That's not a funny joke" DOES NOT HELP.
please, try to find some human decency in yourself and find another way to vent or whatever reason you bully people for. btw nobody goes out of their way to emotionally hurt you, they are literally trying to defend themselves from what you said to them
If you are depressed seek help! do not go on itch.io bullying people and making them feel bad for reasons they do not deserve to feel bad for. Please, learn to respect other people and most importantly, learn to respect yourself!!! If you truly do have depression, then I am sorry, but you cannot do this to people. they come here to play games, have fun and talk to people in the comment section who are nice. Saying "That's not a funny joke" to comment that are obviously not a joke or comments that other people may find funny is unnecessary!!! say it with me: UNNECESSARY.
it'd be cool if you turned the enemies into a zombie looking person that's obviously sleep deprived and in need of the coffee way more than you are but you still wont give it up because it's the last cup of coffee on earth and you will enjoy every last sip.
top ten reasons the goose is NOT an asshole
1. Even though the goose takes your cursor, it always gives it back.
2. When the duck tracks mud on your screen, it always cleans it up.
3. the goose is always happy to play with you.
4. it constantly gives you good messages like a typed goose or "Good work"
5. It gives you nice memes to keep your spirits up.
6. that's all, I cant think of anything else, i'll never get to ten.