top ten reasons the goose is NOT an asshole
1. Even though the goose takes your cursor, it always gives it back.
2. When the duck tracks mud on your screen, it always cleans it up.
3. the goose is always happy to play with you.
4. it constantly gives you good messages like a typed goose or "Good work"
5. It gives you nice memes to keep your spirits up.
6. that's all, I cant think of anything else, i'll never get to ten.