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woah when you push a penguin off near the seals they bark, great detail I didn’t notice the first time <3

Stepped over the poor dog at least 5 times, the voice acting is just perfect.

I like what there was to play.

I just disagree with your choice of having a multiple-choice scene only allow you to move forward when you exhausted all options. Not a big issue but a preference. 

(I'm referring to the scene of asking multiple explanations to the God but not being able to skip the ones I felt I would not ask if I were in that situation.)

Unbelievably cute !

the only suggestion for change I would have is that sometimes there is a lack of consistency in the use of pronouns. For example in a sentence it goes:

Deciding that grabbing it too quickly would probably be too much for your current attire to handle, she reaches over and carefully pulls the towel off the gu

The game is in third person but sometimes it then talks as if YOU are the character.

But that can't detract from the silliness of the game, I grinned at the "say something omnious" line.

Goddamn this is expert level watersports smut

I expressed myself poorly, the videos loaded but only after like 40+ seconds of waiting for some, others loaded rather quickly.

My connection was ok at that time (easily 10mbps) but maybe it's just about the speed of delivering them.

Anyways good luck for the rest :) 

A good starting point. It's clever how you use the pod to restore the situation/health but at the same time still have a sense of pressure by having the creature progressively damaging the door to that room.

Not a fan of the videos though, in fact on mobile it was not loading most of the time and I just ignored that.

the absolute chaos of this comment section was entertainment enough to justify buying this and add a few dollars. The porn is good but that comment section made my day.

That was pretty great, the apple definitely put it in the funniest in this jam imo

Incredible, simply incredible, I was grinning the whole time, my zigomatics hurt

The full game in your vision might be cancelled but this demo was a ton of fun anyways, thanks for this. I especially liked the dude screaming when you go in mojo mode, with his low pixel face it almost feels like he's screaming in terror and he isn't there because he chose the sword, but because the sword chose him, which makes it funnier in my opinion. Also the huge-ass mecha with a knife screaming about international law got a chuckle out of me.

I also appreciate you listing your inspirations since I liked most of them and didn't know of them.

I am not the dev but I am pretty certain this was made in Godot, considering the main dev's home page as well as their bloghave references to Godot.

And there are godot-specific Strings in the compiled binary.

EDIT: and uh it's in the store page info actually lol

Pretty clever how slashing the main menu button not only makes it nicer feedback-wise but immediately communicated me "all movement is done by mouse" when I expected keyboard+mouse gameplay.