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Really creative take on the theme with some good art to boot.

My main thought while playing this was "this would rock as a Jack box game" Being able to come up with stupid twists on news articals seems prime for that formula. 

As a high score chaser though it's fine, but a little hard at points. I feel it's most natural coming up with ideas when your asked to make it funny, but sarcastic and serious are where I struggled to write things. 

Also, I agree that the game needs someway to dispose of spare words. As of right now, they start to take up way to much space near the edge of your run.

Game didn't work for me. It helps, it just freezes on a white background when It's done loading. I'll give you props and say I like the art style and concept. I was looking forward to playing it.

Really liked the visuals sounds and music of this one. Really cute and impressive given the time frame and being a solo dev and all.

I think my main problem with this one was that the crank was really unreliable, it would stop and start a lot and refilling it was really slow for a game with a timer.

I think there's potential here of managing your crank vs getting everything you need, and it was decently fun to learn the layout, but I think you'd need to go back and make the crank more reliable.

Yeah the game broke for me. There's a white screen when ever you open a new level. It also doesn't run that well for me.