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ESCAPE OJISAN: ESCAPE THE CREEPY UNCLES WHO WISH TO TOUCH YOU! 

YOU CAN PLAY HERE: PLAY NOW

YEAH WE KNOW, WE USED AI.. but thats kinda the point. 

YOU SHOULD PLAY THE GAME, ITS VERY COOL LIKE ACTUALLY LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIKE FR, ITS BASICALLY ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WHO IS RUNNING AWAY FROM CREEPY OLD MIDDLE AGED BALDING FAT MEN AND SHE TAKES DAMAGE ONCE SHE GETS HIT. 

THE OLD MEN'S VOICED WERE PERFORMED BY TOP OF THE LINE, INDUSTRY STANDARD, A LIST CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS. 

SHE ALSO GOT A COOL BODY GUARD, EPICLY DRAWN WITH 0 AI, SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE TO NOT HATE THAT MUCH. THE GUARD WILL PROTECT THE GIRL AND HIS STATS CAN BE UPGRADED VIA THE SHOP. 

SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH AND YOU WILL SEE A EVIL BEING OF SOME SORT THAT IMO KINDA LOOKS LIKE CALLIOU WITH A DIAPER, BUT YOU GOTTA KILL HIM IN ORDER TO WIN (HE'S PRETTY EASY). 

THATS BASICALLY IT, ENJOY THE GAME. VIDEO TOUCHJIMA OUT. 

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What is this game about? 

To be honest, I have no idea. Our creative director, Video Touchjima just told us what to do and we complied. I played some of it and when I complained 'bout certain issues, he was like "It's intended to be like that" All i knew from the game was that you're playing a little girl, running away from a bunch of old, nerdy, and sometimes obese looking men and shooting them with the help of your jojo lookin ahh stand. 

Collect some coins and buy some stuff to make him stronger, but make him too strong he becomes like robocop or something and ends up clearing waves too fast. 

I reached and beat wave 15 before putting away the game and bleaching my eyes due to the fact this is an abomination to the game's industry. 

But like Video Touchjima said, "It's a deniable game, bro." whatever that means. 

You can play this "game" if you want, just know you WILL be greeted with disturbing sound effects and a loud, familiar, reverberating fart recorded by Video Touchjima himself in the intro sequence. 

Anyways have "fun" with this "game" and make sure follow us!

this game sucks never make games again

SO GOOD BRO! THIS GAME IS BONKERS, LIKE MEGA!